Penelope Kade never even knew she was a shifter, and now apparently she's a shifter and an elemental wolf. What does that even mean. It soundls like a cringy gacha title from her couein's gacha videos that her cousin forced Penny to watch. At least...
"Penny! Get your ass over here," my bestie, Nyx shouted.
Nyx was like the coolest person I knew. She was fearless.
No, literally. It was her disease that wasnt a disease. I dont know what it was but she couldnt feel fear.
What a weirdo. Well, im no better. Im more weird, and awesome, in personality. Nyx set me up on a date. A date. Like, bitch, i love you but I dknt do dates.
She made me do it anyways.
Now I'm here looking super sexy. I've got a dress thats probably the length of a shirt, like 73 inch shoes, and lots of flashy makeup.
You could probably tell it was a lie when I said 73 inch shoes.
Yeah I'm wearing ✨️cute✨️ clothing.
(Yall dont hate on me for using pictures. also none of the pictures i use are mine!)
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(idk bout you all but i love it)
"Aw Penny I love it!" Nyx grinned. I smiled back and threw myself into her truck.
(yall on the offline one might need to go back online because this one is very important. Definitely. lol)
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"I can't do it! WHY DID I TRUST YOU!" I wailed. Nyx slapped herself on the head.
"Penny get a hold of yourself, quit acting like a baby," she said.
I huffed and turned away before she DRAGGED ME out of the truck.
"MOMMYYYYYYY!" I screamed, gaining many onlookers.
"Quit it, Pen, you're embarassing yourself. And your your mom would me laughing her ass off if she saw me dragging you and you screaming because of a date," Nyx said.
"A blind date. What if he stabs himself? What if I ask what his favorite color is? WHAT IF I ASK WHY HE HASN'T COMPLIMENTED MY EYES," I sobbed.
Ny looked at me like I was an idiot.
"A blind date as in you don't seem them until the date. Not that they're actually blind," Nyx said slowly.
Oh. That made more sense.
(Why is she so dumb. And so much like me 😭)
Nyx grabbed my face and pulled me close.
"I swear to god if you ruin this for yourself I will kill you," Nyx threatened me before shoving me into her Aunt Macy's diner
I looked around until I saw the only guy sitting alone. I trudged towards him, looking down. Then I dropped down dramatically into my seat.
"Whats up. I'm Penelope," I threw a hand out lazily.
A hand wrapped around mine and little shocks had me looking up into his eyes. They were pools of gold. (yall cant complain when half the people say orbs. Im doing you a mercy. if you complain i might say orbs just to spite you)
Gold? What the fuck?
Maybe he really is blind. I think I'd be blind too if there was gold in them. Like, ow.
"D-do you-" I started
"Know what this means? Yes, mate," he said.
Oh my, australian. I should ask him about kangaroos or something later.
"Do you-"
"I know what it means. And I presume you do too," he grinnrd at me.
Wow. Nyx set me up with a douche bag. He wouldn't let me finish two god damn words.
"Let me finish, mother fucker!" I snapped.
His eyes widened before he rolled his eyes and nodded, motioning for me to continue.
"Do you," I paused as his eyes seemed to wait for the answer he just knew was coming.
"Have a disease? Your eyes are legit gold? If its the lighting then Im gonna be pretty embarassed.
I looked again and they were just a chocolate brown with golden flecks.
"I'm such an idiot," I groaned and the guy cocked his head in confusion.
"Um, I'm Enzo," he said.
"Cool. Well, lets order," I said.
The waiter stepped up and asked me what I wanted. I looked at Enzo before writing it on a piece of paper and shoeing the waiter.
He smiled in sympathy and wrote it down.
Enzo made a weird growly sound and ordered a few hamburgers. What the fuck was he, an empty pit?
"Did you give him your phone number? You know what we are to-" he started.
"I just ordered my food," I sighed.
He made another growly noise and I snorted.
"Don't laugh at me," he snarled. I rolled my eyes.
"Actually, there was something in my nose which made me snort. Obviously," I stated.
"Sure," Enzo said, obviously not believing me.
A while later the waiter came with a tray full of hamburgers. First off who has the money to afford that. Second off, is he like a carnivore or something. Who on Earth needs that much food.
A lady waiter came with my food. Not just any waiter, but Lydia! Lydia was sweet. She smiled and passed me my mouth watering plate of food.
"Aren't those on the kids menu?" Enzo said, interupting my admiring of the food fit for gods.
"Yeah, but only because they're trying to dissuade us from having the good stuff," I huffed.
"But they're so..." Enzo started
"Delicious? Awesome? Dino nugget amazing? Delectable?" I said. He shrugged and I groaned.
"Dinosaur chicken nuggets are awesome," I said.
"You sure?"
"If you say otherwise, talk to the hand because the face won't be listening," I said.
