Argument at Dinner

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in the canteen of the bunkhouse Po was finally putting one of his undisputable skills to work: cooking. Using a technique, he picked up back at his Dad's shop, he began to chop a radish with deft skill, as he began to regale the Five with tales of his death-defying, exploits as the waited to be served. They know it's made up, but they're amused and like it.

Po: So, I'm like "fine, you may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in the Haijin province

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Po: So, I'm like "fine, you may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in the Haijin province ... But you're a lousy tipper."

Crane: Really? So how'd you make it out of there alive?

Po: I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... my mind.

He flipped a quarter-dozen bowls onto the length of his arm and ladled them with expert precision. Not a single drop of broth was spilled.

Po: If he could read my mind, he'd be like, "What?"

He then slid the bowls across the table to the waiting recipients. Even Tigress was curious on his cooking.

Po: Order up! Hope you like it.

Each of the members of the Five with a bowl in front of them took a tentative sip, before their eyes lit up and they started to hungrily sip at the broth.

Mantis: This is really good!

Po: No, c'mon. You should try my Dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows... the secret ingredient.

Viper: What are you talking about? This is amazing!

Crane: Wow, you're a really good cook.

Mantis: I wish my mouth was bigger!

Monkey: I can't tell who's better at cooking, Po or Jaune.

Po: Jaune cooks?

Crane: It was hobby he did with his mom since he was a kid.

Viper: I'd say you're just as good a cook as him.

Po decides to act more dramatic at the comments.

Po: Finally, a worthy chef. Our cooking will be LEGENDARY!

They all began laughing and having a fun time. It's been a while since they did this.

Tigress: You know Po, legends says that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single gingko leaf, and the energy of the universe.

Po: Well I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. Hehe, I'm gonna need a lot more than dew, and uh, universe juice.

Po then picked up his own bowl and took a giant gulp. When he lowered the bowl, Mantis snickered seeing a single noodle hanging from his top lip, creating the illusion of a moustache.

 When he lowered the bowl, Mantis snickered seeing a single noodle hanging from his top lip, creating the illusion of a moustache

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