in the canteen of the bunkhouse Po was finally putting one of his undisputable skills to work: cooking. Using a technique, he picked up back at his Dad's shop, he began to chop a radish with deft skill, as he began to regale the Five with tales of his death-defying, exploits as the waited to be served. They know it's made up, but they're amused and like it.
Po: So, I'm like "fine, you may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in the Haijin province ... But you're a lousy tipper."
Crane: Really? So how'd you make it out of there alive?
Po: I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... my mind.
He flipped a quarter-dozen bowls onto the length of his arm and ladled them with expert precision. Not a single drop of broth was spilled.
Po: If he could read my mind, he'd be like, "What?"
He then slid the bowls across the table to the waiting recipients. Even Tigress was curious on his cooking.
Po: Order up! Hope you like it.
Each of the members of the Five with a bowl in front of them took a tentative sip, before their eyes lit up and they started to hungrily sip at the broth.
Mantis: This is really good!
Po: No, c'mon. You should try my Dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows... the secret ingredient.
Viper: What are you talking about? This is amazing!
Crane: Wow, you're a really good cook.
Mantis: I wish my mouth was bigger!
Monkey: I can't tell who's better at cooking, Po or Jaune.
Po: Jaune cooks?
Crane: It was hobby he did with his mom since he was a kid.
Viper: I'd say you're just as good a cook as him.
Po decides to act more dramatic at the comments.
Po: Finally, a worthy chef. Our cooking will be LEGENDARY!
They all began laughing and having a fun time. It's been a while since they did this.
Tigress: You know Po, legends says that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single gingko leaf, and the energy of the universe.
Po: Well I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. Hehe, I'm gonna need a lot more than dew, and uh, universe juice.
Po then picked up his own bowl and took a giant gulp. When he lowered the bowl, Mantis snickered seeing a single noodle hanging from his top lip, creating the illusion of a moustache.
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The Arc of Kung Fu
FanfictionAfter having his transcripts revealed at Beacon, Jaune Arc is shunned and bullied by everyone except Ruby, Yang, Nora, Ren, Pyrrha, Blake, Goodwitch, and Ozpin. His father disowned him, but later regrets it. After that, he goes to the Emerald Forres...