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(Joe) speaking of helping hands hey yo Striker

You turn around to see Striker riding his horse obviously trying to show off

(Loona) who the fucks he

(Y/n) uhhh my partner Striker

(Loona) sounds like you two don't really get along eh

(Y/n) nope his a massive showoff and a dick don't tell him that

Loona laughed quietly

(Loona) don't worry mate secrets safe with me

You nodded

(???) What yall on about

You turn around to see Striker looking up at you since you were a hellhound and slightly taller than him

(Y/n) just talking about stuff you now

Striker seemed to not have believed you but shrugged it off anyway

(Striker) anyway what yall doing here anyways

(Millie) were here for the harvest moon the Prince Is our bosses boyfriend

(Blitz) millie Iam not above hitting a woman infront of their parents

You saw that Striker didn't really like hearing the news that the newcomers have a tie to the target but didn't show it but you knew that it got to him

(Y/n) really blitz you two are together I'm happy for you

(Blitz) oh no no its not like that it's more of a transactual relationship you now

(Y/n) what do you mean by that

(Loona) he fucks the Prince for a book so he can go to the living world

Blitz looked at loona like seriously but all loona did was shrug which got a laugh out of you

(Lin) you now yall shouid compete in the pain games

This caught blitz attention

(Blitz) games I heard games what games

(Lin) every year theirs a game to see who's the toughest imp around

(Time skip)

You were just standing their hearing the others talk but still stood next to loona

(Moxxie) you now she couid also route for me

Joe laughed at that

(Joe) haha sorry but I don't think you'll last that long looking at you

(Moxxie) eh I've got sins fight in me

(Striker) really well why don't you help me rangle up that hog over their

Moxxie pulled out his gun but Striker stopped him

(Striker) ah not with that with these

He handed him a rope and knife

(Striker) bullets won't penetrate the skin you've gotta get them under the neck to pry yourself an opening

Moxxie looking like he's gonna piss himself went in

(Y/n) Striker you do realise you told him the wrong weak spot

Striker looked amused

(Striker) yeah that's the fucking point

Before you couid do anything you saw moxxie already being thrown around by the hog loona was recording this

(Loona) this is fucking amazing

(Y/n) why you recording it

(Loona) think of it as a memory for Me to look at

(Y/n) fair enough

(Blitz) yeah go on moxxie kick it's ass loona send Me that video after

You laughed abit

Striker intervined and took the hog out while of course trying to look as cool as possible

(Striker) don't worry little one you never stood a chance

Moxxie looked pissed

(Striker) eh yo bossman you wanna help the Real men skin this thing

(Blitz) you already now I'm down to skin the manly meat with the manly man

(Loona and y/n) that's what she said

You both looked at eachother and giggled abit but laughed way more when blitz over reacted to that

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