Murder Drones x Skibidi Toilet

Union

TITAN SPEAKERMAN POV - BEFORE EPISODE 58

I sat uncomfortably within the hangar, the renovations had yet to be completed and therefore my new upgrades weren't slotting in so comfortably.

"Hey, Mecha Scientist how long till construction is done" I asked shifting around to fit in my second blaster.

He doesn't look up from his monitors and responds with a straightforward tone "Analytics say 2 days, however the Engineers say they can do it in one."

I laugh slightly, "I wish it was the latter.", in response Mech Scientist laughs and swivels around to grab a clipboard.

"Ok, we just need to run a few diagnostics on you and for that I'm gonna need some information, you mind having a quick Q&A?", I shake my head and Mech clicks his pen preparing to take notes.

"So, we've noticed a shortage of the speaker race, you know anything about that?", I look down solemnly before responding "I couldn't command or power my people for a VERY long time so most were lost in battle many by my own hands..." 

A memory of crushing a Large Speakerman beneath my foot mercilessly played in my head causing me mental anguish, grabbing my head momentarily.

"I assume that reaction means you remember most if not all of your experiences whilst infected" he says inquisitively.

I nod slowly as memories of killing innocent agents flashed through my mind, my circuity burned with anger and regret. How could I do let myself go like that?

"Titan Speakerman?" Mech asks concerned for my well-being causing me to snap out of my trance, "Are you alright, my friend?" he tilts his head curiously his tone is worrisome yet caring.

"I-I'm fine just...how could I be a slave to the toilets for so long?" , I look at my second blaster and become aware of my head upgrades remembering the Scientist's demented smile as he tried to make me his permanent ally.

I'm thankful for the Alliance for not giving up me, getting me back had been the priority for many months now and finally I'm back and ready to fight for the right cause.

"I can sense your determination" Mech says with a a joyous tone.

"Hell yeah! They'll regret messing with us but we are gonna need everyone if we plan on winning this!" I clench my fist and jet off into the sky, "I sense my people just across the ocean I need to show them we are back!"

Mech gives me a thumbs up "I'll send some cameramen and camera-copters with you", I give him an affirmative nod and fly off toward London where my people will be waiting.

The song of the Speaker people sound loudly tonight because I'm back!

DAFUQBOOM POV - EPISODE 58

"Right on time." I watched closely as the Titan Speakerman kicked down a large skibidi toilet and blasted it he was then quick to jump onto another large toilet and kill it.

The Cameramen looked on in awe as Titan Speakerman ascended blasting a Helicopter Skibidi and a turret present on top of Big Ben.

Another Large Toilet slides around the corner seemingly dismissive of the Large Speakerman but is quick to learn his lesson as he is slammed into the ground and exploded into dust.

Titan Speakerman slides back in and is quick to catch and blast a mutant skibidi trying to attack him from behind, his head twitches in annoyance clearly angered by the idea of a skibidi toilet going for his neck.

Suddenly many Helicopter Toilets surround Titan Speakerman and fire their rockets at him, I duck as a rocket races past my head then followed by a rain of plasma bullets.