Ah... A lovely month... September! Super close to Halloween!
But unluckily... Moms love Christmas.. So that means you and your mother go Christmas shopping (if you don't have a mom-..... I'll be your mommy even though im a man ☺️)
"Don't these look adorable, (Y/n)?" Your mother says, showing you an elf on the shelf with a dress on. The box read 'The newest elf on the shelf! The pussy!' "It looks like you! We should by it." She added. Making you disappointed with not killing yourself last valentines day since you get no bitches and read these stories on wattpad and go on character ai you lonely little monkeh- Uh anyways.
You finally get to walk away from your mother and you see two kids trying to get a box of candy on the top shelf... And three other kids just standing there and making fun of them..
And you know what your pussy ass does? You walk over there and stop the bullies... To prove yourself less of a pussy.
"Hey! Stop!" You say.
"Okay." Then the three boys run away
"Thank you for stopping them make fun of us!" The one wearing a pumpkin mask said.
"You're welcome." You responded
"What is your name?" The skeleton boy asked
"(Y/n)-" You got cut off
"Thats a dumb name..." *They both said
"Okay..." You responded..
"Can you help us get Halloween stuff?" The pumpkin asked.
"Sure!"
You then help then rob the store of all the Halloween stuff.
Thee end
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Yeah no I have no motivation. This isn't a real oneshot I just got bored. Anygays.. If you have suggestions please use the suggestions thingy thing whatever its called bc I can't keep track on your comments on each oneshot
