Chase x Neutral! Reader | Paw Patrol

POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR

A/N: Sorry to the six people who read this before I added this a/n. Trigger warning for a lot of things probably, which includes: murder, cheating, homicide, more probably.

I walked down the isle covered in dead cauliflower. 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦I looked up at 20 foot tall sexy dog in front of me. 😫😫😫😘😘😫"will you marry me my pookie wookie beta male simp??🐺🐺🐺🐺" He asked in a sickly voice. 😷😷😷

I nodded with tearful eyes, not because I was sad, but because I was allergic to cauliflower.🥹🥹🥹 Batman🦇🦇🦇🦇 stood beside us in his full suit since he was the one officiating the wedding. 🦇🦇🦇🦇 "Do you, Chase From Paw Patrol... take this person... To be your beta? 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺"

"I do...." Chase said while flexing. 💪💪💪💪💪 I blushed and covered my cheeks to hide my flustered expression. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

"And do you, Y/N....take this furry.... To be your alpha? 🐺🐺🌕🌕🌕" Batman asked while turning his head dramatically to look at me. 🤨🤨🤨

"I do!" I shouted to the rooftops, my voice breaking every glass in the room instantaneously. 🆘🆘🆘🆘

Chase grabbed me aggressively and SMASHED his lips onto mine. 💏💏💏💏💏 Every bone in my body was broken from his rugh he was being but I didn't care. 🕺💃

We pulled apart and began break dancing on the cake. My moves were so sick that everyone in the room died of shock and amazement! 💥💥💥💥💥

And because of the bombs. I threw fifty seven bombs into the building and me and chasey poo ran away into the night. 😎😎😎

It's been five months since... The incident. Me and Chase have been on the run, the police are after us for murder, genocide, manslaughter, aggravated assault, arson, and many, many, many, many more.

Chase hasn't been very happy with me lately.... He blames me for the incident. But let me tell you a secret, he was the one who told me to kill all of them. He just didn't want to get his hands dirty.

I'm pretty sure he's been cheating on me... But I can't be too positive, right? Wrong. I don't need proof. I can just tell!

I'll kill him! I'll kill that bastard!  and so, I snuck some cyanide poison into his mornin coffee. "Here you go, baby!" I said with the sweetest voice I could muster, handing him the coffee with a smile.

"Thank you, dear." He said with disinterest. SEE! He doesn't care about me, I told you! I watched with a smile as he brought the cup to his lips and took a drink.

He began coughing and stood up in a frenzy. He tried making it to the bathroom to throw up but ended up falling to the ground. "You'll never cheat on me again!" I yelled at him.

He couldn't even say anything as he was dying, the police rushed in, probably one of the neighbors called due to the noise. I didn't even care as they drug me out of the house and into the car.