everything is homestuck

not a homosexual

johndave fluff
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The dorky boy stared at the computer screen with disappointment in his eyes. How did he lose yet another round?! John was beginning to get frustrated with this game so he stopped playing it.

Maybe he should pester one of his friends.

Mr. Egbooty exited the game he was in and opened the Pesterchum application on his computer.

The only one online was Dave. Surely he'd want to talk.

ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

EB: Hey Dave! Have time to talk?
TG: I always have time for you Egbert
EB: Wow, do you call that flirting?
TG: Maybe
TG: I was just about to pester you but you got to me first
TG: wanna come to my place because I love you?
EB: dave stop that's gay
EB: but sure I'll be right over

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

John logged out of Pesterchum.

He got up to get ready to go over to Dave's. He changed into a ghostbusters t-shirt and light tan cargo shorts.

He then headed downstairs then outside. John walked to Dave's house and waited outside after knocking on the door.

The door opened and there stood Dave. He was dressed in his usual red and white long sleeve baseball tee and black skinny jeans.

Dave grinned at John, "Sup."

He looked at Dave with a faint smile on his face, "Hey Dave. Did you want me here just to hear another one of your stupid raps?"

Dave dramatically gasped, "They aren't stupid!!" He paused, "And I thought I told you why I wanted you to come over," he smirked.

John was now confused, "What? Why?"

Dave rolled his eyes, "Because I love you."

John facepalmed, "Dave, I'm not a homosexual."

Dave shrugged, "I know," he reached for John's hand and grasped it, pulling him upstairs and into his bedroom.

"W-What are you doing?" John hesitated to say anything because he's not a homosexuwhale. :')

"I want to make you a homosexual." Dave laughed at his stupid logic, then let go of John's hand when they were both sitting on his bed.

"You better not be saying you want to have sex with me. Dave please no," John looked at Dave.

Dave laughed, "Nah man," he leaned foreword, pulling John closer and pecking his lips.

A blush covered John's cheeks and he pushed on Dave's chest, "Stop.."

Dave lightly kissed John's nose, "Why?"

Dave wrapped his arms around John and snuggled him.

They ended up snuggling for almost an hour, maybe a little more smooching.

"No homo," John whispered to Dave, then hugged him once more.