Thank god for Jason *warning*

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If I could change back time I would....

Even if I had to kill an innocent person.

I'm sorry person but you have to admit this is pretty bad.

Yeah I'm looking at you Jessica Jones.

Wearing the same dress as me on the first day of second grade.

Telling everyone I was late because I saw what he had on so I got home and begged my mom for the way cheaper version so I could be just like her.

GURL BYE 

Puh-leez 

Oh. Did I not tell you what's going on? 

Well ok then... Here it goes...

Lets start on a shitty Monday morning. The worst day of the whole fucking week. Me in my Dora and friends into the city Pj's. One boy who I have a crush on one minute and 42 seconds until he and his two popular friend's come bardging into my house (he has a key) while I'm messily eating pancakes with extra syrup. One boy I'm trying to shake off 1 minutes and 58 seconds until he comes through my bedroom window.... While I'm changing. Yeah, you already know how this I gonna end up

Just me enjoying My pancakes when...

"WHAT'S UP MY MAIN BITCH ARE YOU READY TO PARTY LIKE ITS 1999!?!?"

"WAIT WE WERE COMEING OVER HERE TO SEE HER? I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE TO SEE COLE! THIS GIRL IS FUCKING LAME!" Manolo yelled out. (A/N : I was thinking about the book of life when I wrote this chapter.... also when I was typing I didn't mean to put cap locks lol. Ok back to your regularly scheduled program)

I shot him a glare. One that said 'bitch if you fuck with me you won't have anything to fuck with if you know what I mean ' kind of glare.

He just snarled back at me like some uncivilized dog who only knows how to butt scoot across the couch and Chase his own tail. The bitch.

"You call my friend LAME one more time I swear I will show everyone at school the pictures I took of your Barbie Ponies Collection."

Dude. It's a shame that you've been gone this long. Here are the New rules. She is only eye candy. She's only good for a fuck. If she gives it to you. She hasn't given up to anyone but maybe since your here... Anyway your popular. She's kinda like Zayne from 1 D. He left 1 D. She left the most important people in the history of ever. Just admit it. She's just a joke."

"Shut up right now"

Oh. So do you not want me to touch her?" as he says this he walks closer to me and puts his arms around my wait. Touching my bare legs not covered from my very short shorts. His heavy arms remaining me useless and not being able to fight back. I struggle agienst his touch. Wiggling more and more while his hands get higher and higher until they reach the N-ZONE.

"So I can't just put my hand right he-"

Next thing I know he's down on the floor. And I run to my room. I decied I really need to go change for school. Unless... I ditch..... Never. Ok.

Now to pick out what to wear.

I undress. Then I open my closet door.

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

"ALEX WHAT THE FUCK?"

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

"Ok seriously stop yelling"

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

"ALEX!"

"Sorry it's just.... your naked...."

"No shit Sherlock"

So are you gonna YOU know, put clothes on?"

"I have a better idea...."

"Of course I'll have sex with you."

"That wasn't the idea."

"Oh..."

"Well it is kinda the idea. I need to make me ex jealous. Just one question.."

"Yes?"

"Is it ok if I'm naked... And your naked.... And we're together.... I mean like pressed against eachother.... but you won't try anything?"

"Um... sure."

"Ok now take off them clothes... I guess"

"Um... Ok"

This has to be the most awkward thing ever. I am tempted to look down.... dannnggg...

"Ok Alex, I guess we get on the bed."

"Ok. Um.... I kinda like this...."

"Shut up."

"Ok"

"Now I yell things to get his attention."

"Ok."

"OH MY GOODNESS ALEX! I HOPE JASON DOESN'T CATCH US!"

"I HOPE WE CAN STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER"

"YES! HOW MAD JASON WOULD.BE RIGHT NOW!"

"FORGET ABOUT JASON"

"ANYTHING FOR.YOU!"

what's going on here?"

OMG Cole! I though Jason was here."

Yeah he left five minutes ago"

Oh"

You got some explaining to do"





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