I just got hired at a new job, kusty crab... it's time to get cooking! The cheff is teeching me how to cock the craby paddy and his big lips attracts your bueful eyes... "hey what's is your name?"i ask the young man teahcing me how to cock, "I'm spongnebob, the cock at krusty crab." "Hi sponebob! My name is (N/A) it's nice to meat you!' Then he shows me how to flip the patty. And I look at his square pants... wodering if what is inside is swuare too... "hey sponbobe you sure are good at hadling your meat!" "Oh yeah daaaaahahahahaha, I love working here with dauidward, he's my best friend and he's so hot..." "oh I say" oh I say, I wish spongbob loved me like he loved swuidwar... and the hole day he teached me how to cock a proper keaby paddy.
After I retunr home all I can do is miss him... and his pretty euebrows... I walk I walk to his house and nock on his door, Gerl his snail answers. "What is thine business with this household? Do you wish to speak with the house owner SpongeBob Squarepants? He seems to be in slumber inside of his room, it is upstairs. Though I'd rather you not bother him." Then I step on Garry and kill hin. No obsicals in my way of sooenbob. I go upstares and see Jim sleeping so prettyfully and I watch him... then he wakes up and I start kising him... "spongbob... I've been loving you sinse I seen you" "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!" He scream. Then he run to swiudwards house "babe someone is trying to get with me..." soongebob crys in swuaidward arms... "not in my watch babe... your mine and mine onlee." Swuidwar says as he grabs his pistol. "But first let us get down to biusnus 😏 " and then swuidward started kising spogbop "I'm glad we can share this monent" skiddard says "you always make me feel so comfurtble..." soonebob saids. And all I can do is watch in anger. that is my man. Not kisdiwward's. I birst into the room and yeled. "Give him back. I love him more than you!" Spongbom then roled of off swuidwad and he amed his pistal at me and says"get our. Me and sponebob are sharing this monent together." And i come at him with a knife and he shoots... turns out [heh...] squirdswar is a good shot... "heh... you relly are a good shot.. arnt you. Gunslinger squidwar... the legendary gunslinger... "your not worth my time." squidwar then shoot's me in the head. Ending my life. Then using my bueufyil body he skins me and uses my face as a mask during roleplay with his boyfirbf soogbob... Spogbob and swuidwar got married and preganté, and the baby they had after the rough gay sex was named after me... spongbob said... I'll name him.........." "(Y/N)...."
[i never learned how to cock a craby paddy]
