(A/N!! see what i did with the title?? i think it's pretty clever u-u) - XxSpookyAnimeLuvrxX
Leon and streber were making out very passionately and kissing with squelching sounds. They pulled away leaving a trail of spit to breathe. Suddenly streber's neck extended to be extremley long and he small horns and ears. One minute they were having sexy makeout time and the next streber turned into an a weird creature. As Leon gazed up with his masculine black orbs horrified by what his crush was becoming he felt.., weirdly floaty.
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leon shoots up from his bed in a cold sweat and hugs his own muscluar body for comfort. wtf was that supposed to mean?? dreams mean things right?? is streber going to turn into a giraffe or something!? he let out a sigh and got up from his bed shrugging the experience off as his mind being crazy from the stress of streber's situation. He makes himself some bacon and eggs thinking about the plan again I wonder if i can throw this in that kidnapper guy's eyes.. it'd sting a bit... leon thought of many ways to save streber as he sat down with his beautiful breakfast when his phone wrang and he picked it up.
"Hi" "OHMIGOD L-LEON!! T-THE K-K-KIDNAPPER IS LETTING ME HAVE A CALL P-PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!! H-HE SAYS HE'S GONNA...G-GONNA E-E-E...E-EAT MY A-ARM IF YOU DONT H-HURRY!!!!" That was streber! he seemed to be crying and screaming really loudly. Leon sprang up from his couch and ran out the door putting his breakfast in his mouth (like an anime girl uwu) and running off to go put the plan into a early action.
------------timeskip cuz im lazy uwuz (sponsored by streon gayness u-u)-----------------------
"GUYS STREBER'S ARM IS GONNA GET EATEN!!" Everyone turned shocked as leon burst through the door screaming. "That's not.. not good at all!!!" Ethan yelled. "..." There was no muffled screaming which threw everyone off. "wait guys where is confi!?" "Oh she's on a date with her new girlfriend!" Liv said. "Oh nice. BLAZ COME ON WE HAVE TO GO SAVE STREBER!!" Leon yelled as everyone waved goodbye and Leon dragged Blaz to his car. "...Blaz what is this." Leon stared at the hot pink ball shaped two seat car in confusion. Blaz just shrugged and got in the car motioning for leon to do the same. Leon got in the car and yelled "Pump the gas!!! Streber is gonna get his arm eaten if we don't hurry." Blaz nodded and they started speeding towards the mystery house.
On the drive leon stared out the window thinking of his cute crush again. Oh streber... i want to see your cute sparkly little blue globes again..your hopeful little smile... your ass...oh streber.. Suddenly leon snaps to full attention when he sees they are driving to a destination, a mansion that looks like the top half has been teared off. He assumes streber is trapped in there and puts on a determined face expression.
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Streber wiggles around in his restraints crying and kicking his feet as bob sharpens hit knives. In the middle of his struggle streber looks over to see bob preparing some garlic and butter presumably to make streber more delicious. Streber just wriggles around more and screams through the tape on his mouth. Streber was shaking in terror as Bob started to walk over to him smiling and sharpening his knife against his fork. "Did ya know that meat is animal flesh that is eaten as food. Humans have hunted, farmed, and scavenged other animals for meat since prehistoric times. The establishment of settlements in the Neolithic Revolution allowed the domestication of animals such as chickens, sheep, rabbits, pigs, and cattle?" Streber still shaking tried to say "plagiarism is bad!" but it came out as "glsgsmsmsm mm gmb!" Bob chuckled then said "Well! Time ta dig in-"
"You stop right there!!" Leon suddenly burst through the door cracking his knuckles and getting fight ready. "Do ya have the money??" Bob asked "No." Leon responded crossing his arms and giving bob a annoyed look. "Well then I ain't stoppin anythi- AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU BASTARD" Bob screams as Leon throws his half chewed reheated breakfast into Bob's eyes. Bob lunged towards Leon with his knife as streber started crying again. fueled by determination Leon dodges and starts beating bob up. As Leon is punching Bob streber's beautiful lime green eyes sparkle with hope that his hot crush, leon of course, will save him. Leon takes his shirt off revealing his hot abs so he can move more freely and punches Bob even more, absolutely obliterating his face. Leon stands up and kicks Bob to the side walking over to his cute crush. Streber is blushing super hard as leon undoes his restraints and carries streber outside places him so they're both standing in the beautiful moonlit night.
Streber quickly rips off the tape on his mouth and speaks, tears forming in his eyes. "A-Alpha leon... you saved me!" Streber tears up as Leon's sweaty pecs glisten with the moonlight. "Of course I did pookie... an alpha must always protect his kitten..." A tear rolls down streber's cheek as he starts sobbing. "I... L-leon you... you... " streber pauses "Leon you baka!!" streber yells as he punches leon in the tit. Leon is surprised at the sudden change of pace and thinks while streber is punching his muscular chest what's with this sudden change of personality? and why is poem panic! from the ddlc ost playing?? where is that coming from??? As streber punches leon's boobies suddenly Blaz leaves the the monstrosity of a car and sees streber punching leon's chest. Leon is about to speak but while it's hard to tell, it's clear Blaz has misunderstood the situation and drives off without them while blushing hard.
Oh no.aaa
Hey guys hope you enjoyed the new chapter UwU i tried to make it more ~sexy~ but i mightve failed TwT also fun fact!! the beginning was based off a dream i had last night but it was a lot more scary T~T also i might not be able to upload tmrw cus my mom is calling "paranormal investigators" for some reason (O_o) but anyways remember to comment and tell me if u enjoyed!! baiii!
- XxSpookyAnimeLuvrxX
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An Alpha Must Always Protect His Kitten. ~ a Streber x Leon story~
RomanceOh boy do I love the krakenly depths it is so calm and completely sane credits to this homura plush I found on the sidewalk repeating the same phrase over and over for giving me the prompt to write this