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Madman With A New Box

As soon as I returned to my apartment I was greeted by a very ambivalent Violet.
"Look there's a relatively g-"
"Relatively good?! Look at our apartment! Do you see the shattered window?!" She exploded before I could finish my sentence. But she continued speaking rapidly. "Do you realize it's 4:00 in the morning? Or that we can't even begin to pay for the window! On top of that we have an ass load of school tomorrow that we have not had time to study for and we have a lack of sleep and I've been worried sick and I've told the land lord about it and he said that four-"
"Well let's hope that you aren't too far behind in English. That was the longest run on sentence I've heard in a long time" I grinned trying to remove the stress looming in the air.
For a moment she cracked a smile and she did seem to calm down.
"So, what happened then?" Yep, she was calmer.
"Well, I was making popcorn you see. So as I was going to grab the salt I tripped on your skateboard" she did happen to have a nasty habit of leaving that thing lying around. "So I fell out of the window, as clumsy as I am, and then landed in a fortunately opened dumpster. Eventually some young lads came across myself and took me to the hospital. Nothing was badly damaged miraculously and I was released just a bit ago" I wrapped up my on-the-spot story.
"Uh huh, and what of the four 'lads' seen approaching our apartment on camera?" Violet said suspiciously with her arms crossed.
"Honestly I don't know" I said trying to seem convincing.
"Well there's no way that's true, but it appears you aren't going to give any other story so I'll go with it".
"Well you are untitled to your opinion" I grinned in a rather ridiculous manner. "Well anyhow we can at least attempt 2-3 hours of sleep, which I shall" I said with a dramatic tone and went off to sleep.

Once I awoke the sun was blaring through the window blinds. I jutted up quickly, realizing I had overslept and stumbled out of bed only to tangle my legs in the ever so evil sheets. Once I finally freed my feet I quickly stumbled out of bed and into the living room/kitchen. Ironically I was greeted by none other Violet's skateboard. Once I had (very gracefully) gotten up from the floor I proceeded my great journey. Finally I reached my multi purpose room of the living room/kitchen. There happened to be a note on the fridge that read:
Wow you must really have been out of it last night, it was a Friday, today is Saturday, therefor there is no class today. I've gone out with a few friends and will be back later. Don't trip on anymore skateboards, k?
~Violet
"Don't trip on any skateboards" I muttered bitterly as I grabbed a bowl and some cereal from a cabinet.

A knock on my door caused me to get up from my ever comfortable seat watching Supernatural. Reluctantly I walked over to the door and squinted through the peephole. At once I was greeted with a very close up image of Kai's face (a rather annoying sight for me since I was still aggravated from having to pay for the window). Unenthusiastically I opened the door for them. This time there where only 2 of them, Kai and Nico.
"Aloha!" Kai said happily and walked in apparently deciding he could invite his irritating ass inside. Nico on the other hand simply lifted his hand up in a lazy wave and walked in behind him.
"Yes, of course make yourselves at home" I said sarcastically.
"Don't worry I already have!" Kai piped up cheerfully setting his feet on my coffee table after flopping on the couch.

"Anyway" Nico began "originally today was meant to be when you were told about your case. But then Director M wanted us to come down and see if you were okay. You know, like a magical feeling sharing moment sorta thing".

"Like a 'are you not havin frequent heart attack since yesterday's events'? Cuz nah I'm doing just fine" then for effect I flipped my hair. "As you can see". Then I heard a clanging noise from the kitchen and a faint "yes!". Then Kai emerged around the corner trying to fit his hand into a Pringles can.

"No! You definitely are not okay! We should eat Pringles and watch Netflix!" Kai exclaimed as Nico rolled his eyes.

"Today is when Kai is assigned to clean the men's bathroom so he's avoiding it" he explained.