Dākuraito - Naruto [FemaleReaderInsert]

Chapter Three- Rain, Lazy-Asses, and Idiots

  "That was mean! You trick me!" Arekushisu whined as she returned back to her annoying self. We were resting for a while by a cave surround by a thick forest.

   "It wasn't a trick." I answered back with a know-it-all tone. "It was reversed psychology... Get it right."

   "So~!" She glared at me and pointed an accusing finger at me while she stuck out her tongue. "It's still a trick and I demand for you to never do it again!"

   "Hey, brat! Shut up will ya... Some of us are trying to relaxed here." Kasai groaned as he rolled on his back, his fur caked in dirt, as he tried to get comfortable along with the chicken, or as Arekushisu calls him, Noizubokkusu (Noise Box) or Noizu (Noise) for short, who was sleeping on Kasai's back. "Oh, and by the way princess. You can't demand us to do anything anymore because now on... We're ninja... Not samurai!" He barked.

  "I'm still a princess and like you should talk! You can't even be a ninja. Your a dog!" Arekushisu argued.

  "For your information I'm a strong, independent, one hundred percent wolf!" Kasia stated proudly.

   "More like a dog-breath. Your breath reeks!"

   "Hypocrite! Do you know how bad it is to have powerful senses and having to smell your breath."

   "Hey! I brush my teeth every day!"

   "You mean your maid use to brush your teeth everyday, lazy-ass!"

   "No I don't you idiot!"

  "I'm the idiot! Look at you!"

   "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" I yelled at those two idiots. This was getting ridiculous! They never stop arguing! "If you haven't notice! It's about to start raining and we have to go and find a village to stay in!"

   "... Why can't we just stay in the cave?" Kasai asked.

   "Because I see a village not to far from here and I don't want to stay cooped up in a small place stuck with the two of you arguing like a pair of idiots!" I snapped at him.

   "Okay, Okay! Could've just said we're close to a village, you know..." Arekushisu grumbled as she picked up Noizu, who was awake now, and walked towards the cave entrance as I glared daggers at her.

   "I did you baka!"

————Time Skip————

   "... Are we there at~!" Arekushisu complained.

...

   ".... Are you serious...?" I could feel a sweat drop on the back of my head.