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3. Jerky girl

Kyle POV

Okay whoever created hangovers should be murdered. I woke up and the first thing I felt was a sharp pain in my head. Must have been from the all the drinking I did last night. You'd think that with all the drinking I did I'd get used to the hangovers but no, they hit different each day.

I sat up on my bed and looked at the girl enjoying sleep on my bed. She must have been from last night.

"Kylie!" I heard my little sister's voice calling me. If she finds this whore here, it will be the end of me. I quickly shake her leg to wake up and then go lock the room before my sis enters.

The whore is still enjoying her little nap. I quickly pull the blanket off of her exposing her naked body and then throw her clothes at her.

"Get dressed and get out!" I told her while I was putting my shorts on.

"But baby I thought you'd want another round." She said sleepily while moving her hand through her hair. She might have been thinking that it was sexy but not with all of the morning glory in her eyes and the stinking morning breath stinking up my room.

"You want another round baby?"I said while holding her chin to look straight into my eyes." Get dressed and get out of my fucking room you fucking whore."I said then threw her face out of my hands. "You should be dressed and out of my room using the window by the time I get back." I said then left the room.

I was in the hall when I heard Zoey calling my name. "There you are. Oh my god, how many times have I told you to wear a shirt around the house? Some of us don't want to see your disgusting bellybutton and armpit hair."

"Oh really? Cause we all know you wanted a hug with my disgusting bellybutton and armpit hair." I said while lifting her from the ground and putting her on my shoulder. I carried her down to the living room while she was shouting and hitting me to put her down.

"So you really want me to put you down? Okay then." I said and then threw her on the couch.

"I hate you." She said while removing the hair from her face.

"Oh do you now?" I said right before sitting on her and tickling her.

A few minutes later we heard the door open.

"Seriously Kyle? I leave for less than ten minutes and you're already sitting on a girl."

"Good morning to you too Aunt Maggie." I said and went to give her a bear hug.

"Okay let me go! You've redeemed yourself. And don't call me aunt. It makes me feel old and I'm just in my early 20s."

"Sure thing Margret."

"Oh no boy. You don't wanna play that game with me Mr...."

"Okay let's leave the topic of names and move to what are we gonna have for breakfast?"

"More like what are you gonna have for breakfast?"

"Yeah the girls are on a diet to help Zoey be ready for cheerleading tryouts and we all know that you can't do diets." She said unpacking the groceries she just bought.

"What? I don't know what you're talking about. I can totally do diets."

"No you can't!" Zoey said so accusingly.

"Yes I very much can."

"No you can't. You eat like a pig. Forget that, you are a pig." Zoey said and then the girls started laughing at me.

"Well then since I'm a pig and pigs can't drive meaning your gonna have to walk to school." I said getting my car keys plus an apple and going back to my room.