My Fuck Buddy

Coincidence?

Jade...

"Okay, what's the plan?" I asked Major. He was sitting on the sofa like everything was okay, maybe to him but not me!

"What?"

"How are we gonna get Autumn with that Asher dude you told me about?" Yes, I put on an act for that nigga Kenneth. I be damned if my baby sister marry's that foolishness. He reminds me of my ex, Major's dad.

"I knew you didn't like Kenneth for real; we could set them up, Asher could be in on it."

"How?"

"It's simple, listen.."

:

"Hello everybody!" Lord.

"Autumn can't you ever knock on my door?" Hate when she does that shit. I went back to doing my activities pre-Autumn. I was washing dishes so my back was facing her.

"Na, this my house too. I stay here time to time, knocking isn't even in my vocabulary." Ugh.

I finally looked back at her. "Oh, I like the hair sis."

"Thanks. Just a lace wig for today."

My door opened again.. "Hey sis." This nigga.

"Autumn you didn't tell me Kenneth was coming..." I said as I walked over to greet him.

"Yeah, I knew you wouldn't mind-"

Major cut her off. "Who?!" He yelled from his room.

"Major bring your ass out here and say hey to your tee and uncle." I cheesed up at Kenneth. I mean yeah the shit's fake but at least I'd be the last person he'd suspect of double crossing him.

I had big plans for Kenneth.

His lil ass still ain't came out here..."Major! If I gotta call your ass again, I swear I will-" He ran out here.

That's what I thought.

"Hey tee." he kissed her on the cheek and I went back to the sink.

"Don't you see ya uncle Kenneth over there boy?" I had to work that in there so this little skit went as planned.

"Ion have no uncle ma. Since when you had a brother?" Aha.

"Play nice Major," Autumn smirked a little. "But look I need more eggs, milk, flour, and sugar. I invited a lot of people for this little Thanksgiving party. Run to the store for me Autumn?"

"Yeah sure. Coming Kenny?" Shit!

"I uhh actually Kenneth, I could use you. A, you can go to the store on your own. Damn." Why she gotta fuck up the rotation?

"What you need sis?" I was hoping he wouldn't ask bruh. I'm too old to be playing match up.

"Ummm, help me rearrange the furniture so people can move around to watch the football game." and he did just that.

"Remember what I need Autumn. And it's three, everyone's coming at six." she nodded and left. At that moment Major should've been taking a picture of her to send to Asher.

Why? -He thought he should match her outfit.

Seems a little forced to me.

Major went back into his room. "Ma!"

"What? I'm helping Kenneth move the furniture!" I wanted to stop though, I was tired. I really am getting old.

Kenneth said, "Nah don't worry I got it." Shit, I left him to it.