Alex pov
Wednesday
7:30pm
" Yow alex!!Alex!! Alexxxx"I woke up to the sound of James at me room door.
Yow some aii time me wah kill dem man yah dwg.
If a nuh kyle a play some loud music a James a scream like gyal.
Bomboclaat man
"A wah bredda"I said annoyed with my head in the pillow.
"Di girl seh 8:30 uh fi fwd fi she do uh hair and tyler ago show uh di place"he said pausing before locking the door.
" oh and doh try nth wid tyler u know har head giddy fi uh already"he said walking away.
"Ahh" I said,i knew tyler liked me but he knows i am not going to go after his sis nuh matta hw much me love fuck dwg.
As soon me ready fi dose off again e fucking phone a ring off me ears
Yow dawg e better e universe juss tell me fi get up and done.
"Wah"i said answering without even looking at the phone.
"Oh so thru uh underpants dem a drop off a uh u tun bloodclaat big man"my mother shouted in the phone. Fuck if me did know seh a she me wouldnt answer so stillz .
"Mama am so sorry i answer the phone without looking at the screen i deeply apologized" i said with the sweetest accent.
My mother's name is taniesha Blackwood and she is currently overseas living her best life but still find time fi annoy me.
"A twang yah try twang to rass get up outta bed and go brush uh stinking mouth brite"she said.
Boy me shame yf,shame a kill me so till me speechless.
"Anyways me a go swim inna e hotel pool now so tek care a uh self n hale up me other sons fi me"she said hanging up.
Tell me if deh lady yah nuh bipolar to bloodclaat no sah one woman nuffi shameful so.
I shaked my head and get up headed for the bathroom in my room.
Yow sometime mi affi wonda if e man dem nuh have dem yard if kyle naa play loud music as early as e mawning be,a james a knock dun me door e only problem me have wid kimani a seh wen him a back him fist e dwg a dweet too loud uh zimi but me love dem same way and me like e likkle company stillz so me naa to get miserable now.
I washed my face with my face soap then me brush me teeth before me head downstairs passing the living room to see james and kyle playing video game and headed in the kitchen fi see kimani a cook.
He looked up at me and said"A weh uh come pose lakka dominoe in front a me fah" man chat bad yuh fuck.
"A who ago nyam dhat"i said with a scroned expression on my face. Afta mi nuh know weh him do wid e hand dem.
Well i do know
Shut the fuck up
"Me naa look pan uno enuh cah mi nuh know a who a mek breakfast fi uno brite"
He said taking the egg and franks from the pot putting it into a clean plate.Me juss come out aye kitchen cause i cant take rubbish.
Me juss order a burger and wah tea an juss drink dhat fuck.
"Yow tyler outside enuh parri"James said looking up from the video game.
"so weh dhat affi do wid me"I said hissing my teeth.
"Hear di mannnnn"kyle said with his annoying voice.
"Gwaan give me attitude like anuh me birth uh"james said focusing back on the video game.
"Yyyyyyyyy"kimani said coming out of the kitchen joining them on the couch.
I ignored them going upstairs to get ready to comb my hair.
Me know me ago late but me nuh care me affi bade first.
