Namjoon: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.Taehyung: What if it bites me and it dies?
Namjoon: That means you're poisonous.
Jungkook: What if it bites itself and i die?
Namjoon: ...That's voodoo.
Taehyung: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Namjoon: That's correlation, not causation.
Jungkook: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Yoongi: That's kinky.