I FUCKING HATE MY NEW ENGLISH TEACHER "prepare your lesson for tmrw :3" WTF DO YOU EVEN MEAN BY THAT?? IF YOU MEAN THAT I SHOULD STUDY IT AND LEARN IT THEN WHATS THE POINT OF YOU TEACHING??
NOT TO MENTION WHY DOES ONE GIRLS FAULT RESULT IN THE WHOLE CLASS FAILING?? ITS LEGIT NOT FAIR I AM TRYING TO GET THE PERFECT MARK THIS YEAR.
"this class smells bad..." IDK ABOUT YOU BUT I THINK MY SMELLING IS DISABLED. MAYBE ITS YOU THAT SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE BECAUSE YOU ARE??
anyways :33 (this one is really messy btw I aint proof-reading it0
Pip and Damien's wedding (Rael not clickbait !!1!11)
the wedding.. well.. lets just say it was a disaster! it was a complete mess due to the fact that Damien set fire to the whole place because someone "accidentally" spilled blood on pip.
on the wedding, the fairies were uninvited yet again. they still came crashing in.
oh. and someone died. I wonder who :3
once upon a time, there was a curse that laid upon a boy that on the 16th birthday he will die. though, can continue living with a true love's kiss.
what no one was surprised about was the fact the curse had effected MILLIONS. including the cursee's son.
surprise surprise. he was the true love.
they happily got married on august 2 (because I said so and it is also the day of my birthday.)
like I said. IT WAS A DISASTER.
ahem... the wedding went well... up until they had to tell their vows. Pip decided to say his vows first...
before a bucket of blood splashed onto him and everyone was screaming.
the bucket fell onto the floor, spilling the rest of the blood and Kenny's head. Cartman on the other hand... well. he was smiling mischievously. Damien immediately knew.. the culprit was him.
so what is the perfect way of ruining a wedding even more? Setting fire to the place!
Pip was literally terrified of what was happening... his parental figure's blood spilled on him and everyone running away from his wedding?? not to mention Fire everywhere??
Like any other person, they'd start crying because weddings are supposed to be the happiest day for a groom and a bride. for Pip it was not. it was a havoc. he didnt even panic by the fact that he might die a second time on this day. no.
he was crying because the wedding was getting destroyed. blood splattering on him and a decapitated head that was being burned to crisp and your later-husband decided to ruin the special day even more and everyone is leaving the wedding earlier and screaming and dying. or even the food getting burnt.(out like me)
out of nowhere, Damien kissed him and then wiped his tears. he looked upset too. mf ruined the day even more and is now written like an MLB character.
he then started apologizing about the wedding that was supposed to be the happiest for the both of them.
they then sat down. pip obviously still sobbing.
"I'm sorry.. I really am. I didn't mean to ruin this day even more... I promise I will try to repair the damage or even try traveling back in time to stop Cartman! aaand maybe control my anger next time..." Damien still tried comforting him.
Pip was beginning to calm down a bit, still wiping his own tears. somehow not dead... where was the luck when he was born? NOT TO MENTION WTF HAPPENED TO HIS GIFT OF NOT BEING SAD?? (I forgot about it)
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Sleeping beauty | dip (OLD)
Fanfictionjust a parody of the classic story sleeping beauty. this is a dip fanfic btw and I obviously don't own south park nor disney's sleeping beauty. and if you know south park, you would know about the sensitive topics.
