Gov: Florida can u please read the-
Florida: No I can't
Florida: IM 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
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Literly everyone: You have got to be the worst state I've ever heard of
Florida: Yeah but you've still heard of me
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Florida sneaking up on Louie: Boo!
Louie: stop! u almost made me drop my croissant
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New York and New Jersy fighting
New York: What the Fuck is up!
New Jersey: What the Fuck is up!
New York: what the Fuck dude!
Both: Step the fuck up!
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Florida: we need to get through this locked door....
Florida: Gov give me ur credit card
Florida: Now Louie kick the door down!
*Louie kicks door down*
Florida: Alright let's go
Gov: Wait a second.....
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*Louie and California playing Mario Kart*
Louie: I just don't think this something u good at-
California: r u kidding! The only thing I'm not good at is modesty
California: because I'm great at it
Louie: ..........
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Texas: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and no clue what to write in them... suggestions?
Florida: put spaghetti in it!
Texas: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you
Louie: put spaghetti in it
Texas: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two
California: put spaghetti in it
Texas: I'm no longer taking suggestions
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Alabama: is California sleeping or dead...
Texas: I hope dead I hated his guts
New York: Yeah same
California: ok first of all fuck all of u
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Gov: I prevented a murder today
CDC: really how?
Gov: self control
CDC: ......
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Florida: I turned out perfectly fine!
California: this morning u thought a ghost made ur toast
Florida: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER U DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER!!!
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Massachusetts: Hey can I get a sip of ur water
New York: It's not water
Massachusetts: Vodka, I like ur style
New York: its vinegar
Massachusetts: what?
New York: ITS VINEGAR PUSSY-
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*everyone shows up late to a meeting*
Texas: sorry
Virginia: I was busy
New York: I was doing......things
California: I'm things
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Florida: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmellos in my mouth!
California: ur a hazard to society
New York: and a coward....do 20
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New York: What the fuck is wrong with u
California: wow u could've started with good morning
New York: Good Moring. What the fuck is wrong with u
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Florida: Let's watch Sharkboy and lavagirl
Gov: ok
Florida: and make out during the scary parts
Gov: The scary parts-
Gov: of Sharkboy and lavagirl....
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Florida: u love me don't u Gov?
Gov: normally I would say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere I don't like
YOU ARE READING
welcome to the table/Ben Brainard
Fanfictionjust a bunch of content about the states because I read all the fanfics and now am coping by writing more......I'm fine......
