Lego monkie kid

Shitpost (AU where Macaque, Erlang and Guanyin are sworn-siblings)

Macaque:*uncounscious and injured*

Wukong:*grumbles* how did I turn out to be the one taking care of you , don't you have anyone in your contacts that can take my place?*checks Mac's phone and presses a random number on the speed dial*

Erlang Shen:*answers the phone* Hello?

Wukong:*ends the call instantly and looks incredulously at the phone* what the- *tries another number*

Guanyin:*answers the phone* Hello Liu Er do you need anything?

Wukong:*inhales sharply* you know what I'm not gonna question how anymore

Guanyin: Oh hello Wukong is there a reason you're calling me from Liu Er 's phone?

Wukong: ...Well I might as well tell you seeing as Macaque needs a healer right now , but basically I was searching for someone else to take care of him in my place and this happened

Guanyin: I see , I will be there shortly *ends the call*

Wukong:*blinks at the phone and then looks at Mac's uncounscious body* what the hell Macaque