They aren't really normal stories where I can have a full chapter on them, sooooo...
India is a good country —
India: Okay, but genuinely, I'm not that bad.
China: You are very bad. Legitimately. You are sexist.
India: Seriously!? Everyone keeps saying that! Where's the proof, dammit!?
China: ... Do you want me to elaborate?
Pakistan: Annaani... for your sake, say no...
India: I'm your guest, Silkboy.
China: YOU RAPED AND KILLED—
India: NEVERMIND.
(CONTEXT: no, he did not do it. BUT he did cause it to happen to Tamil Eelam, sooo... it counts?)
UN is... drunk? —
SAARC: Uh, truth... Hmm... When's your birthday, UN?
UN: My birthday? For truth or dare, you want my birthday?
SAARC: We both are speaking in English.
UN: I was never born.
SAARC: What.
UN: I am currently dead.
SAARC: This is freaking me out.
UN: We had sex.
SAARC: Don't say it.
UN: Having sex, with a gHoOoOOos—
Getting bitches —
USA: Dad, you're trans?????
UK: What? What brilliant observation has led you to this conclusion?
USA: This picture shows this girl who looks just like you.
UK: That's... your mother.
USA: Wait, what? She looks just like you—
UK: She's my sister, lad.
USA: You had kids with your sister?
UK: France had kids with my sister.
USA: So both of you were getting bitches from each other's family!
UK: Sigh.
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Random Countyhumans relationships and friendships
DiversosThe title says it all. This isn't a oneshots book, just a bunch of international relationships that I particularly like and a genre mixed with em. Also don't get confused, Nihon is Japan That's pretty much it, enjoy the book ^^
