Kenji: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Yaz recently.
Sammy: No, Kenji, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Kenji: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Sammy: No! You're the only one for me.
Kenji: Is that so?
Sammy: I promise! Yaz and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Kenji: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Sammy: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Kenji: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Sammy: Of course bro!
Kenji: Bro...
Yaz: What the-
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FanfictionPretty much covered in the title:) there will probably be some swearing, just so you guys know
