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Ask #6

@kingtrollexparty WAIT A MINUTE , Trollex pls Tell me u didn't lie their about the egg thing or she as a secret father or something, cuz i swear if u did(also yes i'm talking a lot but i cant help it)and it an ask mister!

Trollex looked utterly offended.

Trollex: Of course I didn't lie! I'd never lie to my own daughter!

Then Trollex crossed his arms and seemed to growl slightly.

Trollex: And Ocean Breeze doesn't have a secret father. I'm her father. I'm her ONLY father! Because I'm not trolling gay!

This declaration had Ocean Breeze gasping and looking at her father in genuine surprise.

Ocean Breeze: Wait, you're not gay?!

He shakes his head.

Trollex: No, I'm not... Wait

Trollex turns, giving his daughter a suspicious look.

Trollex: Why did you just look and sound genuinely surprised, Guppy?

Ocean Breeze suddenly becomes nervous.

Ocean Breeze: Well, I mean, you're not interested in any of the female Techno Trolls, so I just thought...

Trollex looked at her blankly.

Trollex: What? That I was gay because I don't look twice at the female Techno Trolls?

Sighing Ocean Breeze nods in shame.

Trollex hummed as he stared down his daughter before straightening up and crossing his arms with an unreadable look on his face.

Trollex: Alright, Guppy, who's the troll that put that idea into your head?

Ocean Breeze looks up at her father with a confused look on her face.

Ocean Breeze: Put what idea into my head?

Trollex spoke in a bored sounding tone.

Trollex: The idea that I was gay.

Ocean Breeze started to sweat nervously.

Ocean Breeze: Uh, no one gave me the idea. Papa It's like I said, I noticed you didn't seem to have any interest in the female Techno Trolls, so I-

Her father raised a hand, making her shut her mouth with a soft click.

Trollex: Ocean Breeze, Sweetheart, My Little Guppy, Petal Of The Sea, we both know you're smart, but both of us also know you wouldn't have even thought about my sexually unless some troll put the idea into your head, so please, little Guppy, tell me who gave you that idea...

Trollex's eyes suddenly narrowed.

Trollex: So I can find them and feed them to the sharks.

Ocean Breeze was even more nervous now.

Ocean Breeze: Um.. Give me one good reason why I should tell you.

Trollex raised a brow at his daughter but decided to humour her.

Trollex: Ok, one, I'm your father, and two, You'll be grounded for a week if you don't tell me.

Okay, those were both very good reasons.

Ocean Breeze slumped in defeat with a sigh.

Ocean Breeze: It was Uncle Synth.

That was all Trollex needed to know before he was zipping out the door shouting.

Trollex: SYNTH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!