Trolls Ask Or Dare!

Dare #4

@kingtrollexparty Also i dare Trollex to Say something embarrassing to His Daughter and His friends

Said troll hunches over himself.

Trollex: You're killing me, man.

Taking a deep breath Trollex straightens himself, suddenly looking determined. 

Trollex: But I'll do it.

He raises a finger.

Trollex: I WON'T LIKE IT!

He lowered his finger and made fists.

Trollex: But I'll do it.

With that, King Trollex swam off to gather his friends.

~Time Skip~

Trollex stood in front of his gathered daughter and friends, most of whom were Techno Trolls for obvious reasons.

Taking a deep breath Trollex started.

Trollex: My Trolls! Listen, I have something very important to say!

Everyone immediately quieted down, looking up at Trollex, listening intently, while Ocean Breeze just looked up at her father, looking utterly bored.

Trollex: Does everyone remember the time when several coral homes were destroyed?

As soon as Trollex said that, every Techno Trolls head immediately turned to Synth, causing him to look around at them all in shock.

Synth: How many times do I have to tell you, Trolls? It wasn't me!

Not one of them believed him. Isn't it such a sad thing when even your own kind don't believe what you say?

Trollex: Synth's right It wasn't him!

All the Trolls gathered gave him confused looks, especially his daughter, most of all because she has no fricking clue what everyone's talking about.

Taking a deep breath Trollex dropped the bomb.

Trollex: It was me.

Every Troll present gasped in either shock or surprise—some even both. Well, every Troll except Synth gasped because he was currently celebrating the fact that his name had finally been cleared and no troll would be giving him dirty looks anymore.

Meanwhile, Ocean Breeze was still completely and utterly confused.

Trollex: I was just swimming around, a-and then I- I sneezed.

Once again, every Troll gasped loudly, this time Synth included.

Yet still, Ocean Breeze remained confused.

Starting to get nervous Trollex continued.

Trollex: And well, every Techno Troll knows the disaster sneezing and swimming can cause right?

This time every Techno Troll nodded, even Ocean Breeze, because once she sneezed while swimming and ended up flipping into the rocky wall of a ravine.

Trollex was worried, sick, and paranoid for months after that.

Trollex: Alright, well, when I was swimming and sneezed, I ended up glitching right into a boulder.

There was once again more gasps.

Trollex: Yes, gasp now, as I was saying, when I sneezed and glitched into that boulder, it came loss and started rolling right through Techno Reef, which, as you all know, destroyed all of those coral homes.

Every Techno Troll nodded in agreement at what their King said, while the few land trolls who had been completely ignored the whole time decided to leave.

Sighing, Trollex gestured a hand to Synth.

Trollex: Synth got the blame because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and since I was too much of a cowered to admit that I was the one to actually cause the destruction, I fled the scene.

Trollex looked at the ground.

Trollex: So, my precious Techno Trolls I'd just like to say that, though it may be late, I must say I am deeply sorry for all the destruction I caused way back when.

The Techno trolls remained silent as they looked around at each other before smiling and looking back at their King and friend.

Random Techno Troll 1: It's ok, King Trollex.

Another Techno Troll nodded.

Random Techno Troll 2: Yeah, King Trollex, we forgive you.

The other Techno Trolls voiced their agreements.

Random Techno Troll 3: It was all one big accident.

Random Techno Troll 4: We'd forgive anyone for such a little thing.

Random Techno Troll 5: Yeah, even if it did take us months to rebuild all those homes.

Synth threw his hands up in frustration.

Synth: YOU GUYS DIDN'T FORGIVE ME, AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT!

Everyone ignored him, making him growl.

Trollex placed his hand over his heart and gave them a small, thankful smile.

Trollex: Thank you, my Techno Trolls, but I do have one last thing to say.

Everyone once again gave Trollex their full attention, even Synth, though he was still silently fuming.

Taking a deep breath, a smirk appeared on Trollex's face.

Trollex: Ocean Breeze sneezed while swimming the other day and got tangled up in a bunch of seaweed.

It was silent for a second, then all the Techno Trolls burst into laughter as they floated down to the ocean floor.

The only Techno Troll who wasn't laughing was Ocean Breeze, who was instead gasping in horror.

Ocean Breeze: WHY PAPA WHY!?

King Trollex shrugged at his daughter while chuckling in amusement.

Trollex: Sorry guppy I just couldn't help myself.