𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 the boyz

2: listen to beyonce baby

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BE GAY, DO CRIME

yoncekev
baby i don't understand

baecob
i just don't feel like it today kev

sunwow
i get the feeling i'm interrupting something

yoncekev
you are
get lost

baecob
idk i woke up this morning and i just wanted to listen to mariah
is that so bad?

housewife
ooo now he's done it

yoncekev
younghoon do you really have nothing better to do other than stir shit

housewife
literally look at my fucking name
y'all are out here with your undercover jobs and what am i?
"juyeon's flatmate" 🤩

sunwow
is this the part where he realizes he should go find work

housewife
like you'd cope without friday fudge

yoncekev
FRIDAY FUDGE MEANS NOTHING ANYMORE BC JACOB DOESNT WANT TO LISTEN TO BEYONCÉ W ME

baecob
baby it's really not that deep
i was just feeling more mariah this morning 😭

jiji
kevin honey your obsession is showing

yoncekev
i literally could care less

dejuju
bro how come eric and i are the fools look at moonbae out here like this 24/7

baecob
why is everyone coming online all of a sudden 😒

hyunlee
because this is the family group chat?

father
business related*

hyunlee
yeah ok FATHER

jiji
idk bae maybe don't start world war 3 at 8 in the morning over beyoncé

baecob
but all i said was "baby can we listen to that mariah album i like" 😞

hurbae
and that was your second mistake

hakno
second-

hurbae
well the first one was dating kevin, obviously 🙄

yoncekev
SHUT IT YOU UNCULTURED TWINK

hurbae
still knows i'm a twink
i stay unbothered 💋

baecob
kevin baby we can work this out
i know you live for bey in the mornings but what if we half and half it hm?

ereee
i just woke up why are we talking about twinks

dejuju
go back to sleep silly 💗

hakno
just vomited 😍

nyusnews
uh boss
where am i storing the bodies

father
i've sent vehicles to each exit
use whichever is easiest to access and send the release signal to the vacant ones

nyusnews
coolio 💃

father
sunwoo are you still paying attention

sunwow
yeah ofc i am

father
so that game of candy crush i can hear through your ear piece is part of the plan?

sunwow
it's a necessary means of celebration for my victory

nyusnews
i think you mean MY victory
you only got one hit in
bodies secured btw 🤩

father
chanhee you're star member of the week

sunwow
WHAT.
BUT HES BEEN STAR MEMBER FOR THREE WEEKS IN A ROW

housewife
yeah i couldn't guess why that is

baecob
chanhee when you get to work later on today you're going to have to stop kev from writing an article

nyusnews
what's the idiot doing now.

yoncekev
I JUST THINK THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THAT JACOB DOESNT LIKE ALIEN SUPERSTAR

baecob
please baby i just said it wasn't in my top 3 😭

yoncekev
OH YEAH CAUSE THATS BETTER

hyunlee
kevin you literally don't have a top 3
every beyoncé song ever would be in there 

yoncekev
but how could you do alien superstar like that 😞

father
i've received the bodies
good work chanhee

nyusnews
of course 💋

sunwow
one day you will regret this choi chanhee.

hakno
i think i regret waking up this morning
i'm putting y'all on mute

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