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BE GAY, DO CRIME
sunwow
y'all
so the other day when i visited the room mr park was in (may his wretched soul never rest in peace) i overheard younghoon
housewife
you did not.
sunwow
oh but i did 🤭
he decided since there was a person in front of him who was gagged and physically couldn't escape he would subject the man to his daily dose of whinging
and the DRAMA
housewife
pfft why do you remember what i said are you in love w me or smth
sunwow
[voice recording]
"yknow mr park, i get you. feeling tied down and all. well, you're quite literally tied down but that's your own damn fault ya know? if you'd just paid back the money you owe then maybe this wouldn't be happening, who knows. i'm not even sure why you're still alive right now personally but i'll move past it. im kinda sick of being juyeon's flatmate. he's annoying. he literally never washes up, never vacuums, never picks anything up off of the floor. every day i don't get an assignment is a day i spend feeling like his goddamn mother. what's the point of being a housewife if there's no husband to come home to? what then?! have you ever met a man-less man whore? now you have. i'd say brag about it but you'll be dead soon so the only person you can brag to is me. except you can't because you're gagged. that's not the point anyways the point is if lee juyeon would just be a better bloody flatmate maybe my life wouldn't be so miserable. he hates me. he wants me dead. he wants me so d- oh hey boss! yes i was just sa-"
housewife
i'll kill you.
dejuju
not if you're dead.
housewife
juyeon i can explain
dejuju
"juyeon is the root of all my problems" SO WHY DO YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR ROOF THEN HUH
housewife
i didn't mean it i just...
ereee
juyeon come over for a little
breathe baby
housewife
eric please tell him i'm sorry 😞
ereee
mhm.
father
younghoon i think you should refrain from talking to our hostages in future
housewife
yes boss 😞
nyusnews
younghoon honey
you need me to come over?
housewife
will you bring kimchi stew :(
jiji
ofc WE will
i made some this morning
we're coming over
housewife
mmkay
hakno
LMAO this is tragic
tragically entertaining
hyunlee
i mean
it serves him right lil gossip 🤷♀️
hurbae
before you speak THINK!
T is it true?
hyunlee
yeah 💀
hurbae
then we let it slide 🕺
baecob
every single day i wonder why you two get away with being so rude
hyunlee
every single day i wonder how kevin snagged you tbh
hurbae
🤭
yoncekev
i get that you're in love with me 🤷♀️
can't keep my damn name outta either of your mouths likeee
baecob
i think they're more salty they're both single
hurbae
am i though?
baecob
flirting shamelessly with your bosses personal assistant does not automatically remove you from the single club
hurbae
i don't flirt with xiaojun
we just share opinions on taemin's designs that's all
yoncekev
mHm
hurbae
and before you come for me let's talk about jaehyun's oblivion shall we ☺️
hyunlee
i'm doing fine thanks why are we throwing me under the bus now
yoncekev
he's a lost cause
baecob
entirely 🤕
father
get back to work. do not discuss this any further.
hurbae
damn somebody's touchy today
father
just because i haven't killed you yet doesn't mean i can't hur hyunjun.
hurbae
😒
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