helluva boss (Moxxie and Millies Daughter) (no ships)

Truth seekers

Y/N POV:
Another successful mission! We were sneaking (minus Blitz) back to the portal, Mom had gotten in and was waiting with Loona. I smiled and was about to step through when Blitz tackled me and my Dad to the ground! We looked to see a guy wearing glasses and a suite with a gun! I turned to see a girl wearing the same as him with a tranquilizer gun! "Loona Close the portal!" Blitz yelled "Wait!" Mom yelled as she was about to jump through to help but she was too late! I pulled out my gun and we all dodged a net! I began shooting only to get hit with a net!

"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!" I yelled, then I remembered my emergency knife! I got out to see my Dad getting hit with a tranquilizer dart! "MOXXIE!" Blitz yelled as he ran out and grabbed dad, we ran around the corner to see a dead end! I held up my gun and Blitz did the same. "Alright fuckers stand back!" I yelled "you heard her! Back off you tuxedo wearing fucks!" He yelled, they didn't. They let out a shock wave that got us down. And before I knew it we were knocked out.

I slowly opened my eyes to see Blitz and Dad were already awake. "ah I see the smallest is awake now" the blond one smirked. "How do I always get myself into these situations" I Mumbled. "Back to the questioning, how'd you get here from the afterlife!?!" "Why is yous killing humans!?!" "When did you show up here!?!" "Okay okay I'm gonna stop you right there bitch, we just woke up from a very Nasty shot. And I'm still feeling fucking woozy so I request some coffee before we get into this everyone has coffee, I WANT SOMETHING ICED BITCH, MOX!" "I'll Have The Neapolitan Cappuccino More Captain Then Chino Make Sure It's Got No More Then Four Ounces Of Milk The Beans Won't Have The Right Texture Other Wise And Make Sure They Spell My Name Correctly On The Cup They Always Put Foxxy Or Roxxy I Hate That. If You Can't Handle That I'll Have A Venti Traditional Misto, Please Use Soy Milk With Two Blonde Shots Affogato AND Ristretto! I'd Also Love Three Vanilla Pumps At The Very Bottom Then, Add The Coffee After Then-" "Moxxie I think they get it what about you Y/N?" Blitz asked, "eh I'm not a coffee person I'm more of a tea person if you ask me, so listen up fuckers I'll take my tea with milk and if they allow it can you put a few shots in it? It's the only way I'll get through this inter-" "SHUT UP! we ain't getting yous coffee!" The guy yelled, "plus a tea-" "ENOUGH!" "wow I was getting massive douche chills from your two congrats" Blitz smiled, "if we have to. We'll resort to tourture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beast's!" The blond one yelled. "When you say tourture do you mean physical or psychological?" I asked. "Physical seems counterproductive we'd likey tell you anything if it ment an end to the pain and you won't know what's true" Dad added. "Or we might like it too much. Then you'd have a whole new thing to deal with." Blitz fineshed. "What do you mean by that?" The other one asked him. "Oh your stupid huh? I can work with stupid daddy likey ducky" Blitz smirked. Me and Dad Burst out laughing "good one sir! Daddy likey ducky" Dad laughed. "You'd better stop laughing at us!" The blond one yelled. "Yeah! You are the ones at our mercy!" The other guy yelled. "It's hard to resist I'm really sorry I mean considering your approach this far. You've had us tied here for what? Hours. And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are" I smirked. "What are you?" "I'm a (insert your zodiac)" "HA!" Blitz yelled as dad was still laughing, "oh smart girl huh?" The Gaurd with the black hair said. "One more quip out if you and we'll shut you up!" The blond one yelled. "Oh getting kinky!" Blitz laughed. They both jumped back in horror, "we ain't playing any of your vile demon kinks!" The black haired one yelled, "that's what it sounded like back here you sicko's!" Blitz yelled "please don't give them ideas sir" Dad snickered. "Why not? I've seen the shit you're into" I smirked at my dad. "Stop! We're not getting kinky with you!" "Calm down one! Don't let these monsters get to you!" The blond one yelled. "Don't we get a phone call?" Blitz asked. "Depends. Who are you trying to call?" One smirked. "your fat mom thanking her for a fat time" Blitz fineshed. "Nice try demon. His fat mom IS DEAD!" the blond one yelled as one cried.