Me: *cuts hand*
Me: HOLY THAT STINGS
Me: *gets blood everywhere*
Me: Oh my god, sorry!
Me: *trips over own feet*
Me: GOD DANG IT
Me: *crashes into dauntless coals*
Me: *catches fire*
Me: *dumps erudite water on self*
Me: *stands and slips on blood*
Me: OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED TO BE DAUNTLESS!
Dauntless leader: no.
Me: Please?
Dauntless leader: go home.
Me: But I'm from dauntless.
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Fandom Jokes
FanfictionAny fangirl/fanboy will get these jokes. ;). I do not own any if these!! All credit goes to the owners, I have just simply compiled them all together for your enjoyment
