Newt: Whatever you think of, we've tried it.
Tomas: Catapult?
Newt: Tried it.
Tomas: Giant slingshot?
Newt: Tried it.
Tomas: Trampoline?
Newt: Lost three guys with that one.
Tomas: Well have you at least tried climbing to the top?
Newt: We tried it Tomas. Vines don't go all the way to the top.
Tomas: Uh, yea the do. And even if they didn't couldn't you like build a ladder or scaffolding or something and clim-
Newt: Fine so let's say you do get to the top, then what would you do?
Tomas: I'd build some bridges and climb out of this mess!
Newt: I guess we could try....
*build ladders and bridges and climb out*
Newt: I can't believe in three years we never tried this!
-meanwhile at WICKED-
Agent: Ma'am the boys climbed out.
Ava Paige: DANG IT! THAT MAZE COSTED LIKE, A BAZILLION DOLLARS!! I TILD YOU WE SHOULDVE PUT A DOME OVER THAT THING! NOW I CANT EVEN FAKE MY OWN DEATH FOR NO REASON!!
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