Trapped like a bird in it's cage (Mikasa x male reader)

It's not 3 bamboo hats, it's 4. Have you already forgotten?

At the mess hall. . .

Armin POV

Eren and I went into the Mess hall and saw Mikasa and Kassadin beside each other. Kassadin looked at us and smiled. I smiled back and sat next to him, as Eren sat next to me. Mikasa stared at Eren, and then at Kassadin with a more stern stare. Although Eren flinched, Kassadin replied by stretching his neck forward and looked at her as if he was studying her.

My brain started spinning,

'Did Kassadin like Mikasa?'

'What happened with the two of them while we were gone?'

Suddenly Jean insulted Eren and they started fighting. Jean called Eren a suicidal maniac, while Eren called him a horse face. They suddenly started exchanging blows.

Kassadin stood up and went towards them.

'Yes! Kassadin is going to stop them!'

"Hey, hey gentlemen. Come on do ya guys need to fight each other over something that doesn't matter." Kassadin told them.

They looked at each other, then started to punch Kassadin. But he was one step ahead, and ducked both of their punches. Kassadin grabbed both of their heads and slammed them together.

Keith Shadis suddenly opens the door and yells, "Who's making that noise!"

As Jean, Eren, and Kassadin went back to our seats, Mikasa raised her hand

"Sasha ripped a giant fart sir."

"Sasha, learn some self-control," He said as he left the room.

The 104th cadet corps started to burst out the laughter that they were holding in.

Then on the next day, Eren began the test again.

We all gathered around him and watched as the ropes were raised. Eren didn't fall immediately, and the cadet corps started to cheer.

"He's doing it!" I exclaimed with excitement and I saw Mikasa smile with Kassadin cheering him on. But right in the queue, Eren fell back and banged his head.

Kassadin then corrected me, "I think the right sentence is, 'He was doing it'."

Shadis then told Reiner to change gear with Eren's. Then he managed to hold himself up, and it did not turn into a past tense.

"Gear malfunction, it's the first time this has ever happened. We need to check all the other ones as well." Shadis told himself.

Eren asked Shadis, "Did I pass?"

Shadis nodded, and Eren gave us a smirk.

"Is he happy that he blew our expectations?" Kassadin asked us as he hunched over.

"No," Mikasa continued, "He's happy because he won't be separated from us.

2 Years later. . .

Kassadin POV

Today was hand-to-hand training and we had to defend ourselves from an attacker with a fake knife. Although it wasn't marked, it would sure leave an impression on the instructor.

I think I got an idea for some fun.

Mikasa POV

I went searching for a partner, but everyone was scared of me, Eren was with Reiner, and Armin couldn't look me in the eye, and no hell would I ever partner up wi-

"Yoink!"

"Wha-"

Kassadin infront of me, with my scarf on one hand, and the other on his hip.

"If you like this scarf so much, how 'bout this. If you beat me, I'll hand it over, but if you lose."

He stared at me with intense eyes, and gave me the most perverted words ever.

"Well decide after the fight."

People were starting to gather around us.

I took my stance as I threw away the knife, but what scared me the most of everything he did that day was when he took his stance.

His two arms stretched diagonally, it moved forward as if it were moving forward. his legs were bent a little, but it stood firmly into the ground. His back was hunched over, and waited for me to strike.

I obliged and went to strike his open face with a kick, but he swiped his arm against the kick. I thought it was foolish that he would swipe it, but my leg went flying. He saw my shock and explained.

"Well princess, if you kick that hard, then the easier it is to deflect it. I know it's hard to understand so hear me out. When something comes at high speed, then the front would be powerful. However, as powerful the front is, the sides are just as weak. Haven't you ever wondered why there are circular blocks in martial arts?"

I understood, but I didn't know he was such a nerd. I guess he does do something other than fooling around.

I gripped my hand tighter and charged at him once more.

Eren POV

I spent time fighting Reiner, and saw Annie walking around.

"Hey, look at her, we as soldiers should discipline her into not slacking off." Reiner spoke as he saw her just as I.

When we did fight Reiner pushed me into the fight. Traitor.

I charged at her, but I landed in my face and my butt was sticking out.

"Reiner, as a soldier, you should discipline her into following instructions," I told Reiner with brimming confidence.

"Eren, as a soldier, there are sometimes where you can't avoid fights," Reiner closed his eyes, "This is one of them."

And as quickly as I, Reiner was on the floor with his butt sticking out.

In the mess hall. . .

I went to sit next to Armin, but Mikasa and Kassadin weren't there.

While we were there, we heard Jean brag about his techniques.

Kassadin's POV

After our fight Mikasa and I, went into the forest and sat on a rock in a place where the trees split to let the moonshine.

"Beautiful isn't it," I said as I sat on the flat rock, "Y'know, 'Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will land among the stars.' "

"Where do you get all these phrases," Mikasa asked as she sat behind me. We sat back to back, and our hips, back, and head touched each other.

"I'm sure you read a book?" I asked, "At least Armin would've read it to ya."

She looked at me confused.

"I'm sure you read a book in your free time," I started to get concerned.

She stared back with a serious look, "No."

"I'm sure you've heard of something called 'a library'." This started to become a problem, this woman has never, ever, read a book by herself.

She stared at me dumbfoundedly, with a drool dripping from her mouth.

This can't be happening.

"Anyways, I gave you back your scarf. Whaddya wants from me." I asked her as she wiped off her drool.

She stared at me and I stared back at her. We were still back to back, but our eyes were somewhere else.

"I wanted to say, I love you."

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"I think I orgasmed."

Word count: 1111

Editor's note: there is no editor's note except 11:11 make a wish.