Random D-Boi: *sneeze*
SCP-049:
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Lolbit: uhhh yall i burnt the water....
Me: LOLBIT HOW TF DID YOU BURN THE WATER
Lolbit: I DONT KNOW I HAD IT ON AND I CAUGHT ON FIRE!
Funtime foxy: OMG LOLBIT THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Lolbit: IM SORRY!!
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Nobody:
Legit nobody:
My spotify playlist: got that summertime summertime sadness *song ends* Hey do you know what is like to be one of us trapped inside our moving coffins-
Me: WHAT THE FUCK-
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Me: 8is listening to music*
SCP 049, 035 and lolbit: *playing uno*
Bluetooth: *disconnecting*
My mind: it was at this moment that she knew she fucked up-
Spotify: ITS BEEN SOO LONNGG SINCE IVE LOST MY SON TO THIS MONSTER THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTEERR
049, 035, and lolbit: what the fuk-
Me: fuck it-
Me and spotify: SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONEE IVE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG SO I COULD PONDER THE SANITY OF YOUR MOTHERRR
Me: *clap clap* 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
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Lolbit: *pokes head into room* if your happy and you know it clap your hands! *claps hands*
Me and 049: *doesnt clap*
035: *claps*
Lolbit: yall two depressed as fuc-
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Me: *in court*
The dude: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: the man behind the slaughter
*distant music playing*
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Judge: Sage is Guilty!
049: OBJECTION
Lolbit: OBJECTION
035: OB-OB-OBJECTION!
All of them: HOLD IT!
Funtime foxy: OBJECTION!
Michael afton: OBJECTION!
Old man consequences: OB-OB-OBJECTION!
Judge: Sage is...innocent
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Lolbit: *texts me* Yo where you at you missing the party??
Me: pheasant i AM the party
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sorry if this sucks i was bored
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BOOK OF THE ALLMIGHTY MEMES
Humorthis legit just a book of memes i either saw in other books or on the fuckin internet