jack and jill went up the hill

2- l i m p say it discover

heyyyyyyyy guys urwildestdream11 and me met erik haula yesterday and ik u guys prolly wouldnt believe us so we obviously took pictures and I ACCIDENTALLY LIKED MY EX BFS FRIENDS MOMS FACEBOOK POST FROM 2017 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

james pov

i think im in love with kaia. she's beautiful kind polite funny and nice. did i mention beautiful? she makes me wanna rap yes indeed by lil baby thats how gorgeous she is. anyways a few days after we hung out, i texted her and wanted to see if she wanted to go out again. i invited her to my hockey game on friday at 7 pm. she said shell go.
oh yea and one thing i forgot to mention was i dont rlly like samantha.

by 'set us up' ud probably think oh malcom and samantha brought us on a double date. well no.
samantha added me on snap and she started harassing me to text kaia. i purposely didnt because she was annoying. oh and this wasnt the only harassment i was receiving. malcom texted me non stop cuz he wanted me to text kaia. it went as far as samantha trying to hack into my snap. ouch.

anyways friday came and it was my game. i forgot to tell u that malcom is on my team. so me and him hopped on the ice like two lil easter bunnies hopping into ur house to shit everywhere and eat ur carrots. then i looked up by the bleachers and saw the stunning one and only kaia sullivan. and samantha sitting next to her. ouchie couchie (not coochie).

so we obviously won that game 10003-0 and had a party in the locker room. eventually, i left the locker room with malcom cuz yk were friends and i saw the stunning one and only kaia sullivan. and samantha standing next to her. i wanted to talk to kaia but yk im not a huge fan of samantha so i decided to bring malcom with me so they can say hi to each other (its a torture method from samanthas pov). malcom didnt rlly want to since he hates samantha too but whatever. hes kinda weird anyway. as much as i hate to agree with her, samanthas right ab how weird he is. i rather have to spend the rest of my life with her then malcom.

so anyways i walked up to kaia and said, "hey beautiful." she blushed and her whole face went red.

"u look very pretty today" malcom said to samantha.

"shut yo oogley boogley ghostbusters big hero 6 remy the rat alien anteater mick mars after eating 2000 reeses bars homeless wayne on drugs ass up." samantha said to him. he started crying and ran away.

"oh, good for u samantha." i had to say to her cuz he rlly deserved that. he kinda does look like a oogley boogley ghostbusters big hero 6 remy the rat alien anteater mick mars after 2000 reeses bars homeless wayne on drugs. so its not like she was lying. maybe she is nice after all. maybe she was js joking ab hacking into my snap and i js dont have a sense of humor. i get told a lot that i dont have one thats prolly it.

"thanks," she replied. "he kinda deserved it."

"for sure," me and kaia agreed.

"do u guys wanna go out somewhere?" i asked them.

"u guys can go. ima go home."

aw sharts. that was my time to see if samantha is actually nice or not. well whatever. idrc anyway.

"ok, u can drive home. ill go with james." this is kinda reminding me of lovers rock by sponkywonkydonky a lil bit (thats not me guys totally not me🤗😘😍)

"alr. see u guys later."

"cya," we both said.

kaias pov

"so where do u wanna go?" i asked him as we were walking out of the ice rink.

"lets go eat. i didnt eat before the game so im hungry."