life in bikini bottom

RJ in danger!!!

Mum always makes Aliyah change ranaldo junior's nappy. She hates it but she has to deal with it, I'm so happy I don't because it stinks! Anyway Zahraa and Hajra was going to go shopping so I told them to buy me dairy milk chocolate oreo (my favourite chocolate!!!).

"Can you take ranaldo J after his nappy change," Mum said to them.

They sighed but they got the pushchair out.

"Bye" We all said as the got out the front door.

"Wait" Mum said."I made a shopping list, Hajra come with me and Zahraa change your shoes they don't match at all."

So Ronaldo junior was outside all by his self...

The front gate creaked open and footsteps were slowly reaching the front door.

"Hey!" I screamed, "who's that!"

I ran out the front door and saw a figure in a black hoodie covering it's face running with the pushchair.

We were all scared, mum was the most worried though, she cares about ranaldo J the most as he's the only boy and the youngest. She was crying her heart out and her mascara was all smuged and she looked like some sort of goth. We all chased after him and Hajra finally reached him. She stopped him and took RJ from his pram, he was crying and screaming so much but stopped at the love of his big sister Hajra. Aliyah ah took the pram and they were all leaving.

"What!" I shouted "your just going to leave it there."

They all knew what I was going to do. I'm probably the second strongest in the family (after dad, Cristiano Ronaldo). I kicked him in the balls and pulled his hood off and punched him in the face...

OMG it was ***** ******!!!!!!!!