agony in pink with a twist

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Beasts,cringe and crossovers, in 3D For the whole family

After xu xian was incontious once again he had another vision this time it was now different it was a tv showing a news report About a huge protest between writers and voice actors raising to be paid well. Everybody were angry, they wanted to get their movie director getting sued and being exposed For exploitation all of this is shown on a tv screen and when they were up to continue the program he was woken up by the president (or leader) of the Quirino cristiani's secret association of animated heroic guardians of the universe super squad who told him that he's About to die in 5 days if he doesn't stop the glitch to destroy the universe of animation specially the real world,she explained that if the glitch keeps destroying animated movies the whole history of entertainment of children and adults who love animation Will be destroyed besides of the real world and he has a warning to be careful whatever he faces her,but later when the explanation of the profecy ended he gets woken up by sun, one of the characters from white snake 2: the tribulation of the green snake (a.k.a simply green snake) who woke him up telling him that he broke the continuity of the plot of the first film, xu xian Didn't know that they were planning a sequel For the white snake movie if it becomes the most grossing movie of all china, so xu xian asked to the woman how Did he get in here? She told him that the power of the script saved him (thanks to the black screen transition) the man confused begins to ask once again what really is the power of the script?, then the meddling cap hat explained what really it is the power of the script she explained that is one of the leading industries for multilinguistic translations, the power of which is immense in mass media communication. Films and movies are the visual mediums that transcend cultural barriers in different local and international languages. This means they are also communication mediums, allowing filmmakers to narrate stories for their audiences worldwide. Therefore, the translation of these scripts is one of the essential components in the film industry. It's called like that as a reference to mantain the protagonist to have a happy ending or get saved For strange or simple reason also it is called as deus ex machina so possibly he just became a sort of deus ex machina that maybe someone with the name of jianzhen Made to save him he toldo he was a Budha who tried to go to Japan, and he Made the profecy About that one day someone Will kill the darkness For the Good to save the otherlands (refering to the universe of animation) and after all of that "information" the young man was now feeling that he's now realizing that he's now turned into a fictional character when he went to explore the whole place of shuraville where in here everything is About obsessions blah blah blah (god i forgot to watch once again that cashgrab movie before writing this) oh yeah, the thing is that sun explained what happens here eventually on the city everybody dies just For survival as simple as it is not until manade of stickers disguised as "demons" were up to capture the two protagonists by their identity were exposed when their helmets fell off after stopping each other revealing that there are just 4 stickers of Irina jelavic from Assassination classroom trying to Chase them with their sloopy mermaid tail as their legs, they were equipped with Golden tridents on their both hands, the fellows Made to run while being almost surronded by them while one of them they all die from lots of accidents from some reason like in Thomas and friends 🎶ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN🎶 (sorry For that reference) the first, falling from a broken floor,the second being hit by sun with a punch in her face and being cut in half by her own long weapon, and the third one got hit by a falling motorcycle that appeared from somewhere in a breaking window after getting out of the building,and the last one swiggity swooty i'm COMING to have a shot in the face because the king of rakshas is here to save the day, his name is Simon a tough guy along side with 2nd,3rd and 4th lieutenant (what about the first one?) And with a army of more rakshas who wanted to interrogate xu xian how Did he Made to go to shuraville *cough* ashuraville (what a generic name of a cyberpunk themed place) the young guy explained who Did he manage to enter as he proceded to give sciencetifically accurate explanation About it on how is the glitch and what's the power of the script. Everyone were interested in him not until a Big tsunami was upcoming and it was the darkness (once more again) trying to catch xu xian just to take him back to the white snake movie but sun grabbed xu xian into a motorcycle and all the rakshas gang went to battle against the stickers which fortunately they weren't strong enough to kill the rakshas, instead they get teared into MANY parts of piece of paper besides of blood dripping on the floor and the glitch was frustated after building these guys as she kept summoning and summoning there was no prevail,she was ranning out of blood ink and she went to retire from her waited situation, and after traveling through every universe she entered to the internet,where she landed into devianart as a small blood ink gloob and she entered into a Yaoi fanart out of the LEGO movie 2 About emmet and rex as long as she tried her half new body she proceeded to eat every gross fetish fanart everywhere until she got kicked from the website and she entered to pixiv, were theres lots of very gross fetish art overthere mostly worse than devianart and Even the worst part theres fanarts that are classified as R-18G and after making a Mess through these two art websites she encounters with a innocent rescue video About abandoned newborn kittens as she proceeded to smell them a bit she ends eating them anyway causing that the mount of gross images became a giant looking monster merging from the depts of the darkness that could break the borders of reality and fiction as For now on She's into find once more xu xian just to eat him and gain much power (that was generic but anyway) For now on She's has now a mission to achieve bring back the old times were everything was About destruction,battles and Demon stuff but right now She's up to grant the stickers wish destroy the identity v Game. While everybody was celebrating their victory (that was fast) xu xian once again disappeared from nowhere out of camera and it was Jianzhen who Made him disappear from his new Friends the rakshas the Buddha told him that he was the responsible For saving him from the glitch who's turned now into a really Big monster who would do anything to destroy fiction and reality with her new form (Made of grotesque fanarts from devianart and PIXIV) and xu xian is officially the only choosen one to defeat the menace no matter what would happen next besides of having brand new Friends and foes who would like to help him to defeat the anomaly, If only his decisions are favorable depending on his actions, so once again after all xu xian gets teleported into the Kung fu panda world well... (Like in every fanfic video were son Goku teleported into any world of anime related or not related to the isekai genre) as well it was the final battle against lord shen along side with the furious five the wolf boss refused to activate one of the giant cannons since he precenced the death of his wolf army and as well he's supposed to be stabbed coldly by lord shen but xu xian appeared teleporting in front the anthropormorphic wolf causing that he falls from the water and xu xuan got hurt by the sharp weapon and got jumped into one of the boats of the wolf army then he got a sensation of sneezing ah aH AAAAHHHHH CHOOOOO here comes the craziness on crack, xu xuan was still in pain due to the stabbing and landed into new gods nezha reborn squishing ao bings father along with his sidekicks were the poor fella fell off from the fallen boat and got incontious by the pain of the scar on his stomach (i haven't watched the film again,i swear) when the young man was now internated on the hospital the guy got a dream but lets Say... He dreams that he's inside from a... Legitimately in a animation Made with paint and Sony Vegas from a little YouTube channel that belonged to a man child (like me) with mental problems You know the collection of fetishes that You encounter While finding Your favorite character from a anime or videogame series while xu xian woke up and he was in a sort of boat where his home was now complete safe and sound,the young man thought that all of this Journey to stop the glitch was just a lie and all a dream he felt like Home sweet Home while a gentle female voice called the young man by his name xu xian when he entered to his own house there was nobody in here but just his own things that possibly got stolen when xu xian said -um hello?- xu xian said when suddenly the door closed loudly alerting xu xian About the sound of the door and a baby stroller appeared from nowhere and as well the curious guy of xu xian went to Open the stroller to see what it is... And it was... A baby sonic? The curious guy went to see him to the first time, the guy was a bit confused About seeing a videogame character turned into a baby, when the meddling little blue hedgehog hiccuped but the hiccup sounded like a burp but between 2 to 4 times the boyish rookie felt disgusted after that but then the baby started to puke rainbows with lots but LOTS of gross stuff that maybe You could get the point if You were getting used to watch all the fetish art that it's spreading through all the Internet (like in PIXIV) and after that disgusting,cringe and unnecessary scene the baby sonic started to cry while xu xian was trying to calm him down not until many baby sonics and mostly sonic recolors appeared while replying original character do not steal repeatily while the poor xu xian was starting already to get confused what's going on, many badly drawn ocs were appearing from nowhere without introducing themselves and just saying kind of nonsence like UwU,ete sech hashtag,selfie and many cringe stuff in one room until all of this bulltrash appeared it formed a tsunami chasing the young man, while the same guy started to run while looking into the door were he entered and it was a exit door that it's colored with rainbows the Word exit on the middle of the door (and it's Made of wood of course) when xu xian finally Made to go straight to the door getting out from that nightmarish scene the animation changes into low budget 3d like a typical Elsagate video impliying a kids video were xu xian woke up desesperately and he see's again his own Lost pet dog du dou sleeping on the floor but when the dog turns around his face looks now like pomni from the Amazing digital circus saying rikcharinayki tiyan (You need to wake up in Quechua) xu xian screamed in panic when brrr skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes was playing on the Background -yamete kudasai- the clown headed dog said with a scary low pitched demonic voice while xu xian finally woke up For real this time in the hospital as he met su junzhu a doctor who saw him lying on the ground because a anthropormorphic peacock stabbed him (lord shen) with one of his sharp weapons that looked like weapons, the doctor introduced herself as su junzhu,the doctor said that it's just a scratch after all yesterday at night a Big ship squished li yunxiang including ao bings clan of Bad guys during a Big Chase, when xu xian started to have a flashback he started to gasp when he started to remember everything what happened into that night while the doctor was already starting to write some notes About the patient of xu xian, the guy whose name already mentioned begins to tell everything to the doctor what happened last night Even thought that she already know that, when the doctor when to see another patient, xu xian went to go outside for some fresh air but suddenly everyone at the hospital were looking angrily to xu xian on what he Did last night,so everyone was starting a monster and a disgrace For this city and all that stuff, and they went to the idea of putting him in jail including li yunxiangs Brother (i forgot his name,i gotta investigate later by watching new gods nezha reborn again after 2 years) but a kaiju foot appeared from the hospitals ceiling squishing the four eyed dimwit killing him For some reason and it was li yunxiang but now turned into a... Turtle monster from Frankenweenie but all recolored with red brick color? (Well, thats unoriginal but what a good reference that i Made he he he) well For now on xu xian had to run towards the stairs of the hospital to find the exit While the turtle monster was starting to burst some flames through his mouth burning almost everything from the building while there were lots of patients were inside while a 14-ish year old girl kasha was calling For "yunxiang" her friend of her childhood (despiting that the turtle monster that it's detroying the city of donghua  is the same guy whose supposed to stop the monster) xu xian went hungry and thirsty when he was already out of the hospital, and he went to search For some snacks and a drink but in the way he encounters with a restaurant and with his little Brown bag of money unlogically went to purchase some food like noodles,while outside the turtle monster was attacking the whole city burning it on fire as when xu xian ended to eat his meal he went to run to find some water and he encountered with a water fountain as he wanted to drink a bit from the water he meets again with the turtle monster while kasha tried to speak to li yunxiang by telling him it was her friend from her childhood and all of that stuff while a flashback scene appeared on screen showing kasha being bullied while the kiddo of li yunxiang was giving a lesson to those bullies by punching them the face by one by one, not until the scene cuts with the turtle monster grabbing kasha with his teeth,when finally krampus smells appeared as she watched the young girl cringe For help, she saw some potential with her by killing her and drink her blood to gain more glitch power she ran into a destroyed cable stand were a broken cable on the floor appeared as she managed to move it into the water were the turtle monster was stepping on it, then the goat skull headed demon proceeds to put the broken electrifying cable into the giant flood of water making the turtle monster being electrocuted while the character from the same name roared For pain kasha falled from a Big height that would lead her incontious (but still she lands into a flower stand from a flower shop anyway) while the innocent pipsqueak girl reconize li yunxiangs armor like from the red giant turtle Shell she realized that the monster who was destroying the city of donghua was really him turned into a monster and after all of that roaring, the turtle monster went to puff and then a turtle Shell feel in front of kasha while the teen of the same name looked shocked and About to break in tears at the red Shell she started to lament About his death, while xu xian went outside as he at least payed all the debs of the menu that he bought For his lunch break he saw all the Mess through the whole city, all burning down which if someone called the firefighters to sabe the day but due that it's a chinese movie that it's supposed to epic, with lots of cyberpunk stuff and etc... You know what, lets add some badass muscle like firefighters whatever or not if they are not supposed to be in nezha reborn yes or no because this is running out of logic AND THATS THE PROBLEM!!! Well finally the firefighters are here now to fix everything Even the emergency Cars are here to save the day too how awesome anyway wait, weres xu xian? Oh wait i gotta see what's up to the next episode after telling the whole boring and a unnecessary Bad ending For new gods nezha reborn (well the epilouge...) Everyone was starting to cry like a rain in the sky,all by the death of li yunxiang the hero the reincarnation of nezha the one one who saved his own city, now he's dead and as the matter of fact xu xian meets kasha she reveals her thirsty intentions with dr su junzhu (if You know what i mean) so the two of these guys went to thought into how to make su junzhu feel attracted to kasha so as the matter of fact,xu xian started to sneeze going into a another dimension and stole a box of beer flavored chocolate bars and he went back to donghua city, giving the thirsty cute one to su junzhu and Voila! Problem solved lets just head back to the next were xu xian travels to danganronpa Tururu Turu oh sorry i got excited.

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