xu xian's adventures in a crossover Nexus

the Big reunion

What do You call a guy who encountered with a white snake Demon who is later manipulated and being used For 29 times just For the Good to mantain the pure blood of the incest snake sister legacy by being incarnaged into a love story, and ancient but still a generic story About a interspecies love between a immortal and a human being and thats right the man xu xian now dead but still turned into a soul he has finally the guts to defeat and decease from the existence of the snake Demon sisters by one sword and looks like the incestgeddon has started and it's time to reunite the whole gang to get this outrage

After xu xian at least saved ibuki mioda from the scary glitch Made by now SO called stickers they got into a huge dark place which it leads into... Stickerton? Oh yeah literally the portrait of hell, where stickers they have their own free time to kill and torture kittens to drink their blood and guts so they can look now pretty much scary more than just png images out of existing characters with arms and legs filled with glitter besides that the whole place smells like putrid blood in all everywhere -ewwww,it smells like rooten meat here, i think i'm gonna- grossed ibuki said while she was throwing up and xu xian too,later the two of them they end up bring jailed by the stickers but one of the stickers forgot to add a padlock on the cell as they managed to escapes finally after xu xian told the whole real context in his role as the love interest of blanca (or xiao bai) as madame white snake he has been brutally manipulated by her many times depending in which time or decades has passed from the beginning in the first ever adaptation of the legend of the white snake into the latest one, and now he's now embarassed and depressed About now his own life right now... since he started the whole glitch frenzy that it's going on -it all started before i was incarnaged into the hero of the Town, everyone was worried About a huge attack out of the snake demons, and My job is to protect the village from those monsters You know all of that chinese fantasy that writers usually do when they write something,My head wasn't in the Game in that day, we were kind of going through emotions so before i went to save blanca i decide to clear My mindas if i realized that i and xiao bai and her sister we done the same generic romantic charade all of our entire lifes, i tried to get My mind off how i was feeling but i felt stuck, i began to realize that despite all My empathy and My good actions each and everyone else had something i didn't... a choice, ever since i can remember i've always had to be what their audience and readers wanted me to be but what About what i wanted to do, then it suddenly hit me, i do have a choice, i can be whatever i want to be, no one said that having the role to be the typical human love interest out of that white snake legend had to be a Lifetime gig, You can't just quit either, thats when i got the brilliant idea to fake My accident by stepping into a rock and pretend that i Didn't made to rescue that incontious woman and well... Oh man,how can i tell You... I woke up the glitch For ACCIDENT!!!- the poor man exclaimed For embarassement and felling guilty For himself while the whole rest of the already pissed formerly members of the future foundation were shocked by that revelation- i'm sorry, all of i wanted is just to reveal myself, well eventually i wanted to be free- as when he tried to explain the whole context on what happened a explotion caused by a sticker by trying to smoke a cigar (despiting that stickers don't have respiratory system) while swimming in a pool filled with oil behind of all amounts of empty tanks out of oil used to fill the pool while xu xian and the rest of the other guys were on the left side of the jail watching the disaster that they are About to cause... *BOOM* a explotion when xu xian was up to die besides that he was caged with a capsule like jail, but as the matter of fact xu xian Made to break the Cage (since it was Made with stain glass wow design fail) but the guy gets stabbed by the shatter of the broken glass as he begins to die slowly while bleeding as when he started to glow up and spread some glitter and yellow lights through his body as now that he's disappearing while the rest of the future foundation were finally free the gang didn't knew were is now xu xian as the guys went fight against the stickers, now somewhere in gongmen xu xian being healed with acunpunture by the soothsayer (ah mah? Yeah the goat from Kung fu panda) as when xu xian woke up and saw the face of the soothsayer and after having a Lot of series of flashbacks,xu xian Made a huge decision to go back in time reunite every versions out of him to confront the madame white snake as he upgraded himself turned into a time traveler... As he Made to go back to it's respective movie he encounters himself but incarnaged into a high school student (Even thought that it could cause a huge problem with the strain of space time Continuum) they both surprised while screaming at each other —AAAAHHHHHH!!! Who are You!?— the past xu xian shouted —AAAAHHHHHH!!! Who are You!?— the future xu xian shouted too —wait a minute You seem to be from a alternate timeline were we are on the modern times?— xu xian questioned as the future one was feeling a bit confused but surprised that he has a ancestor despite of their differences as the past xu xian explained About to stop the lady white snake For torturing themselves just to mantain their pure blood of the incest snake sister legacy as he regconized About it, the future xu xian was convinced About to reunite every versions out of them to confront the white snake and her sister the green snake, as they tried to make high five both hands started to glitch while sparkling  blue electricity (reference to Dreamworks Mr Peabody and Sherman) causing that the whole place started to disintegrate like a 3d animation film being slowly deleted watching all the huge Mess they decided to find a way to get out of their movie but theres was no escape they both picked one feather out of the floor after they precenced a innocent bird being deseaced from the existence after touching from the disintegrating wall they tickled their nose and they traveled to the first ever adaptation of the legend of the white snake as the rest of all xu xians reunited he convinced the first xu xian to stop the lady white snake For manipulating them as well they got back to the recent movie of the white snake green snake (seriously thats the name the ones who translate it to the English dub For the Netflix release) which eventually they encounter with krampus smells who came from after killing more sticker beasts as the evil monster begins to roar like a glitched tv signal one of the xu xians from the 30's touched the actual present one, causing that all the xu xians reunited tried as their best to stop the madness but the xu xian of the 1970's looked at a coin on the floor and said suprisingly —oh,a lucky — the phrase was interrupted as all the xu xians combined themselves forming a spinning lighting ball and it turned into the real xu xian but now as a soul (like the Pixar movie soul) as the matter of fact xiao bai and her sister fused together and they turned themselves into a colosal black glitchy snake and it started to fly so high at the sky causing that the whole place start to disintegrate until was gray as a unfinished 3d animation then finally the lost soul came to stop the spider demon bus driver screaming at her loudly to stop the bus not the bus driver started to glitch and disappear turning into pieces of cubes and triangles as xu xian decided to drive the bus instead despite that he never drived a bus before, he only thing that he Made is to push the pedals with his tiny legs but since he's a soul he could usually stretch his legs and arms to make it to drive all the way through the whole scenery of the movie while the audience watching the movie, got confused on whats going on with the movie while everyone was leaving the theatre disappointed About the whole green snake movie which it was ruined by xu xian (great job, kid) after all the soul Made to get out of the movie he Made to enter into the Game of identity v but this time it was all glitchy and lots badly rendered textures as it was made with AI while the sky was turned purple with a huge white hole up there in the sky making a rain out of many structures Made with 3D or with pencil and digital drawings there were like Made by computers while as xu xian was trying to learn to drive the bus he looked at the sky as he was concerned About what he has done to cause this disastrous menacing event that it could put danger to the industry of animation from all around the world leaving all humanity without tecnology and nothing to do just to survive from the boredom while everything was turning Lost media, as For now on xu xian precenced all the whole disaster that his past selfs Made... While in the background turned red theres was a Lot of many disturbing imagery of dead kittens while forming a huge face of an evil snake was already now pissed over xu xian that she Made a huge crossover out of many aniamted characters mostly live action and animated by pencil or computer,oh and theres... Oh My god this reminds me out of many of those edited movie posters with the title of poohs adventures *insert movie name* as when xu xian Made to the middle of the Center he encounters with lots of cameos from animated movies,tv shows and short films from all around the world, xu xian confesses that he's the one who started the incestgeddon For accident For trying to reunite his own old versions out of him,as the matter of fact he decides to stop the incestgeddon as in change to get all animated characters back from their own respective movie,short film or series, xu xian knowing the existence of the power of breaking the fourth wall, a weird looking power that never in any chinese movie or tv show production didn't never use it, as since he's now a free soul and he needs to stop the incestgeddon he choosed some few volunteers a two typical k drama couples protagonists who covinced them to text themselves on their phones and along side with some few other ones who Also are couples but from different countries but after 5 minutes of texting and when xu xian was realizing something... That breaking the fourth wall could help him to confront the white snake and remembering all his whole other lifes were he was just a ordinary human... —Yeah I KNOW! i gotta believe, STOP THE TEXTING GUYS I GOT AN IDEA— xu xian exclaimed at the phone couples protagonists to stop the meeting as he opens a piece of a next scene of the corner of the fourth wall screen, the rest where having enough For waiting but they stuck together as they tried to come along with xu xian to save the world but they failed causing that the fictional characters end up getting stuck from the Big screen were they were showing the green snake movie while xu xian at least he Made to go at identity v but the map of the game were he entered was filled of cybugs killing and eating many survivors and hunters as they mix together the cybugs turned into cyvivors and cyunters (get it? Cybugs and survivors... cyvivors this is not working)