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Sanji's secret (F)

(School AU)

"Ugh, I'm so damn tired..." Zoro yawned, leaning back against his seat. The sun shone through the windows of the classroom, beating down on every student inside. Sweat trickled down Zoro's tan skin, he was sat at the back of the class, which would usually be ideal for sleeping, but he was the furthest away from the fan.

"I'm hungryyy," Luffy whined, fanning himself with his hands as the teacher continued to talk about calculus or something.

"Zorooo, can you buy me lunch?" Luffy asked, turning to look at Zoro with pleading eyes.

"Why do you not just buy lunch yourself?" Zoro said, resting his head on his hand.

"Because Ace stole all my pocket money! He said he's going to spend it on hookers, and that his women are more important than my health." Luffy said, pulling a sad face.

"Ace is paying for hookers?" Zoro raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, he said he found a really good place. It's like- a maid cafe or something?" Luffy said.

"Sounds like a ripoff. He's just paying to see sexy women in tiny skirts and maid attire, disgusting." Zoro said, rolling his eyes at the thought of it.

"Apparently they have some great food, plus drinks."

"We're going." Zoro said before Luffy could finish his sentence.

"Maybe we could find you a girlfriend while you're at it," Luffy suggested.

"I don't want a girlfriend, all I want is a refreshing drink." Zoro said, standing up as the bell rang. 

"Aww," Luffy said, grabbing his bag and following Zoro.

"Hey! Roronoa and- I haven't finished the lesson yet! COME BACK!"

Zoro and Luffy continued down the hall, ignoring the shouts from their math teacher.

"Can you still buy me lunch?" Luffy asked.

"Why do you not just ask Shanks for money?" Zoro said.

"Sabo took his allowance away because he kept on buying beer, and Sabo won't let me have extra money either, because I keep spending it 'unnecessary items'." Luffy said.

"Oh yeah, I forgot that your dad is extremely immature." Zoro rolled his eyes.

"You sound just like Dracula." 

"It's Dracule, idiot." 

"Same thing."

"No, it's not the same thing!"

They both halted at a dead end.

"I think we went the wrong way."

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Zoro yawned as he stepped off the bus with Luffy skipping next to him. Tokyo's afternoon streets were full of colour, blossoms were already out and the sun glazed over the city.

"Ace said it was around the corner," Luffy said, pointing to a vibrant and bubbly looking cafe. The was a sign at the top that was shaped like a maid headphone with words covering the white part. Inside were all shades of pink and red, like a valentines theme. The place seemed pretty quiet apart from the occasional one or two people dotted around the place.