Written by Open, Luna, and me
This is the story of a bunny named Mr Hopp! A simple entity with a moderately simple job.To sit on a bed and pretend to be a stuffed rabbit all day long. His job was so simple in fact that he could even kill people. So Mr Hopp did what he does best and pretended to be a doll
Until one day..He had to kill Esther!This was easy, right? Mr Hopps had to do it!
Mr Hopps stepped out of the kitchen through the door
Took the stairway up to check the second floor
To the right Esther was sleeping, that was where his instincts led!
But Instead of right the bunny set his sights on the room to the left instead!
Mr Hopp knew this room was not the proper choice..But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This "kill your owner" thing was something that he couldn't comprehend..
So lets start over and find the proper death!Mr hopp had blah blah blah you know how this goes this was gonna be easy for him
Mr Hopp took the right hand door- No, Mr Hopp. RIGHT!
It appears Mr Hopps wasn't very bright..
Now this storys utter rubbish and its frankly all your fault!
Your attachment to that human brought our plotline to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course!
Oh, dear, now how'd we find ourselves outdoors..
I'll admit this all sounds foreign but I loathe to recommend
That we start over
And find a proper death!Hold on, Mr Hopps, I have an idea!
This should make our story shine!
The Hopp Parable adventure line!
Now the plan is much more clear!
Why'd it lead us into here?
No, that's not right-Do as I said!
Is she any closer
To being dead?
Why can't you just kill her?
Oh, isn't that a nice tiger..?
Well, isn't it?No.. No. I suppose it isn't..
My standards are just becoming painfully low!Mr Hopp.. wait, Mr Hopps disappeared!
It seems he's still a plushie, as I feared..
Well, this murder doesn't need him..
What did Mr Hopps ever do?
Well find him a replacement.. Like YOU!
Yes perfect this stuffed animal's much improved..
Other then the fact Miss Bo hasn't moved..
Come on make us a decision!
Think like Mr Hopps! Play pretend!
Time to murder- no not her!
I think I would rather.. Wish you and Esther..
A PROPER DEATH!But this REwrite had so little budget that instead of an epic death scene, it simply cut to black!
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