(ello its ya boi that nig nog nigga back again with some shitty fanfic. also btw im not typing everybody name. sooooooo
Me = Morjun
Caughtyoulacking =Cyl
Captainjack = jack. byeeeeeee also fuck you dad also btw prepare for some top tier cancer)
Morjun is sitting in his home wondering why he gets no bitches whatsoever.
Morjum: Nigga why does i get no bitches. edp gets plenty of bitches under 10. but damn. i wish i cam travel to some shitty verse called union and actually have an original beginning instead of being bullied.
Despite being Retarded. his words sparked in god as he is travelled into a white void. morjun is confused.
Morjun: bruddah what the hellll. is this what juice wrld saw when he spazz out.
Morjun thoughts where suddenly interrupted by 2 random retards. they bumped into eachother and fell down. morjur looks straight ahead and sees the 2 new dudes.
Morjun: WHO IS YOU WHITE BOI?!
???&???: WHO IS YOU BLACK MAN
the three of them kept arguing untill god had to intervene
God: CAN YOU 3 RETARDS SHUT YOUR JIMMEN JUN GOOK MOUTHS.
the 3 of them stop arguing and look at god. god sighs and facepalms wondering why he chose these 3 idiots.
God: well you 3 idiots are porbably wondering why you all are summoned. and i already know what your gonna say. so your traveling to the union verse.
??? 2: Wait We dont even know eachother
God: OH GO AND INTRODUCE YOURSELFS ALREADY
Morjun: DAMN NIGGA OK. MY NAME IS MORJUN
???: MY NAME IS CYL
???: AND MY NAME IS JACK.
GOD: GOOD. NOW GET YOUR 3 DUMBASSES TO THAT PORTAL.
God had enough of these 3 idiots and decided to kick them into the portal and finally be dont with them.
*Meanwhile*
the 3 idiots are teleported into the stands of an arena. morjun is the first to stand up
morjun: ow...why did this fucker summon us on some stands of some shitty arena or some shit.
Cyl and jack also stand up.
cyl: he also said some shit about union. but why an arena.
Suddenly somebody spoke through the intercom
speaker: WELCOME TO THE UNION ACADEMY STUDENTS TOURNAMENT.
3 idiots: MOTHERFUCKER
(im sorry. i had to make this shitpost offensive and somewhat kinda serious. also its not about ghost pussy...yet...we get ghost pussy and normal pussy. also i was hiigh when i wrote this.)
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me and the boys causing some bullshit in verser
Randomsoooo context. uhh it started out with me commenting we cant fuck ghosts. but now its a story on how we getting some ghost pussy... or pussy in general. but now im making a book about it... and have some story....but its gonna be shitposts. also cre...
