𝐑 𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄? ─ jujutsu kaisen

𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄

Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

𝐑 𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄?

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❛ I don't wanna be a... uh... Jajajo sorcerer! ❜
❛ It's jujutsu sorcerer, you damn idiot! ❜

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Taking Gege off the white haired man's face, you awkwardly backed up. " Goddammit! " He brushed off his cuts, who now adorned his face. " I swear I'll exorcise that little- " You interrupted him, holding the monster closer. " Oi! He's my cat! " Gojo stomped his foot on the ground, mad. 

" YOU LET IT SCRATCH ME! AND HEY- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! "

" You can't go home. " " Yes, I can! " You yelled at him, mad. Crossing his arms, he stuck his tongue out at you. " If you go home I'll exorcise that damn cat! " You frowned, was he threating you? " That's.... illegal! " You retorted, shaking your head. " Psss, no it's not! It's quite literally my job to kill those damn pests! " You raised an eyebrow at him, his job? " You've got a job? How old are you? " he grinned at you, pointing at himself. " I'm sixteen⁓ !! "

" Huh? You're younger than me? You're just a kid then! "

He immediately stopped walking, grabbing your shoulders. " KID?!?! WELL, HOW OLD ARE YA, GRANDMA? " He yelled, shaking you. " DON'T DO THAT! Ugh, my head's spinning! " You complained, hitting his arm. " And for your information, I'm not old! I'm eighteen! " You pointed out, placing your hands on your hips. He rolled his eyes, giving you a thumbs down. " Whatever, oldie! "

" Anyway, stop following me. I'm going home! "

You yelled, speeding up. He simply yawned and brought up his speed too. You gritted your teeth, puffing your cheeks. " Don't you have homework to do, or something?! " He placed a finger on his chin and looked up for a moment, before swiftly waving his finger around. " Naaaah! I could do this all day! "

" UGH! YOU KNOW WHAT?! ALRIGHT THEN! Follow me all you want! "

You gave up, slouching. You were sure he was going to get bored in a few , but the situation still bothered you. " YAAAAHOO⁓⁓!!! " How long before we're homeeeeee?? " He said, dragging multiple letters. You clicked your tongue, he sounded like a child. " Uh, like... 2 to 5 minutes. " You scratched the back of your head, unsure. " PERFECT! " He yelled, running forward. " Where are you going idiot?! We need to go left!! " " AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! "

" You know. " He started, grinning like an idiot. " You should really consider becoming a jujutsu sorcerer! " He said, pointing to you. Gege hissed a little, clinging on your leg. You looked down to your feet, frowning at the feline. " Huh? You mean, like your job? " You said, tensing your shoulders. " I could never! It's too scary, bedsides Gege is a.. .uh " You tried recalling the word that he used to describe the monsters. " ... a... curse! He's a curse too, so I could never. " You explained,  snapping your fingers.

" Oh, the cat? He ain't a problem! There's a lot of sorcerers who use curses to fight! Like my best friend! " He exclaimed, feeling proud at the mention of his companion. " You have friends? " " WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! " He yelled out, offended. You laughed, sticking out you tongue. " I said what I said- huh, we're here.. " You stopped, looking at the house in front of you.

" Take your shoes off! I don't want my floor to get dirty! " You scolded him, hitting his shoulder. You huffed, messaging your temples. " Why did I even let you in my house...? This guy's a stranger, and in my house! " You whispered, realizing how crazy you were being. " Hey! I'm no stranger! I'm Gojo Satorou! " He stated as a matter of factly, then continued. " And I'm here cause I'm waiting for you to accept my offer! " He finished flatly, ruffling your hair.

" I don't wanna be a... uh... Jajajo sorcerer! " You cried out, shaking your head while stomping your feet on the floor. " It's jujutsu sorcerer, you damn idiot! " He corrected you, hitting the back of your head. " OWWWWWWW! " You screamed, holding your nape in intense pain. " That's what you get for being dumb! " He smugly smirked, flipping his imaginary-long hair. 

" OWWW! YOUR CURSE IS BITING ME AGAIN!!! "