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The Big Sleep: DELETE THAT!

"Last time on Total Drama Island... Twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Courtney has experience as a C.I.T. in summer camp, but refused to jump. And Ezekiel managed to tick off every female contestant at the camp win his sexist comments about women. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Ezekiel, proving that homeschooling and reality TV don't really mix. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!"

An air horn was blown into a megaphone to wake the campers. "Ow! It's seven in the morning! Do I look like a farmer to you?" Leshawna yelled out the window.

"Damnit! Chris!" I yelled after hitting my head on the ceiling and falling off my bunk. 

Once everyone was dressed and outside Chris made his presence known. "Morning! Hope you slept well." "I hope you stub your toe, McLean," I huffed. "Wow, rude," Chris said. "You mean like waking us up by air horn?" Gwen scoffed.

"Ahem, Hi, Chris. You look really buff in those shorts." Heather said. "I know," Chris grinned.

"Okay. I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute." "Oh, excuse me. I don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast." Owen spoke up. "Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen. Right after you complete your twenty-kilometers run around the lake!" Chris said with a sick smirk. "Oh heck no! Too damn early for this!" I complained. "Ain't that the truth," Leshawna agreed.

~Time Skip~

After running and eating we sat at the campfire area. "I need a nap," I sighed and looked over at Noah reading a book. "Whatcha reading?" "A book." "No shit Sherlock." "Leave me alone," he sighed. "M'kay."

"We're now twelve hours in with all twenty-one campers still wide awake," Chris states. "Woohoo! Stay awake for twelve hours?! I can do that in my sleep! Woohoo!" Owen cheered before collapsing, asleep. "Holy shit, is he okay?" I ask. "Most likely," Noah shrugged not looking up.

Hours passed and I started reading over Noah's shoulder. It was a good mystery book. "Are you really doing that," Noah quietly scoffed. "Shhh, Violet is about to put the things together," I quietly scold. It's a good book. "Don't tell me that, I haven't got there yet," he huffed. "Sorry."

Soon Noah and I fell asleep. I awoke the next morning after falling asleep and looked beside me to see Noah, spooning Cody. Oh, this is too good to not get a picture of. I got up quietly and ran to my bag in the cabin and got my camera and ran back.

Holy shit this just gets better, Noah is kissing Cody's ear. I took several pictures and the two eventually woke up. Noah let out a scream and I laughed till I wheezed.

"Oh, this is golden!" I laughed as Noah sat up quickly and saw the camera. "No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO DELETE THAT!" Noah yelled now chasing me. "Blackmail baby! It's staying!" I cheered. "DELETE THAT!" "NOPE!"

~Time Skip~

Noah kept trying to swipe my camera to delete the photos but I ignored him and watched as Eva threw all the bass stuff out of their cabin. "Damn she's got some muscles," I laughed. "Yeah, sure, whatever, now give me the camera!" Noah huffed reaching again. 

I leaned in close to his face and booped his nose saying, "Nope!" "Oh come on!"

(I promise you'll get along eventually. But he is pretty grumpy during the first two challenges.)