Do You Like Romance?

Dodgebrawl: Not My Thing.

"Last time on Total Drama Island, the Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the Awake-a-thon when Duncan took a snooze on the can and the Killer Bass took their second loss in a row. Harsh. Heather orchestrated the first Total Drama Island alliance by convincing Lindsay and Beth to join forces with her. Then pocketed Eva's MP3 player and sat back to watch the fireworks. Nicely played, Heather. Nicely played. Even though Eva could've pretty much kicked anyone's butt here, in the end, it was her temper that got her kicked off. She became the second camper to rock the Boat of Losers. Who will break the rules of their new alliance? Will Gwen be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the next humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on Total. Drama. Island!"

"Duncan. You look like crap, dude." "Stuff it." 

"Harold snored all night!" Courtney complained. "Wow, sucks to be you," I laughed. "Mind your business!" she snapped. 

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bunk," Noah muttered. "Oh for sure."

"Wow. Four nights with no sleep? How much are you hurting, dude?" Chris laughed at Duncan. "Wanna find out?!" "No, no, it's cool. It's cool."

Harold walked in with a mustache drawn on his face and everyone started chuckling. "Holy shit," I laughed. "They get along as well as gasoline and fire." "Explosively disfunctional?" "Yeah."

~Time Skip~

"Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is..." "Do not talk about dodgeball?" Noah interrupts, making Owen and I laugh. "As I was saying... If you get hit with the ball..." Chris says throwing a rubber red ball at Courtney making her let out an "Ow."

"You're out." "You can't do that!" "He just did," I say with a smirk. "Shut it!"

"You really ruffle her feathers," Noah chuckled. "I try," I say with a shrug and smirk. "If you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on the court."

"Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test," Noah said sarcastically nudging my arm. "I know, right?" Lindsay chimed in. I couldn't help it, I started laughing and leaned my head on Noah's shoulder. "Oh my god, please tell me she didn't just say that!" I wheezed.

"Breath you clown," Noah playfully scolded patting my back. "I can't!" I laughed more.

"Less laughing, more listening," Chris said throwing a ball that hit my head. "Ow! Rude!"

"Dodge the ball, that's what I'm explaining." "That's karma right there," Courtney laughed. "Oh bite me!"

"If you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect a ball, but if it knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out." "So, what do I do again when the ball comes at me?" Lindsay asked. "You dodge!" Chris said throwing the ball at her, knocking her on her ass.

"Ooh! You were supposed to dodge!" "Right," she said getting up with a welt on her face. "You have one minute until game time."

~Time Skip~

"Are you even gonna fucking try to play?" I scoffed at Noah. Sure he's funny, cute, and a cool guy but he's pissing us off with his refusal to play. "Not my thing," he said turning the page in his book.

"Well make it your thing!" Heather snapped at him. Izzy, Heather, Trent, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, and I were sitting there grumpy and tired as Noah kept reading. Suddenly a ball flew in and hit Noah right in the face knocking him into the row right behind him. "Wow, you weren't joking, sports aren't your forte," Heather smirked.

"Damn man, that's gotta hurt," I said. "Yeah, it does!" he scoffed trying to get up. I stepped on him keeping him trapped in between the bleacher seats. "No, no, stay down. Another ball could hit your precious nerdy face any second," I playfully pout.

"Haha, now get off!" "No." "I'm not asking again." "Then don't, 'cause I'm not fucking moving. If you don't wanna help the team out then you don't deserve the team's kindness."

The Killer Bass won and I finally let Noah get up. "Gophers, what happened?" Chris asked with a laugh. "What can I say? Weak effort." Noah scoffed brushing off his clothes and sending me a glare.

"Yeah," I say glaring back, "Guess we know who's going home." "What does that mean?" "You didn't contribute shit today," Heather scoffed at him leaving.

"No kidding," Gwen sighed. "Touchy. I'll tell you, the team spirit here is severely lacking lately." "Gotta act like part of the team to be considered part of the team," I said shoulder checking him on my way out.

"What's your problem?" he scoffed. "Your attitude since the challenge started is my problem!"

~Time Skip~

"Campers, you've already placed your votes and made your decision. One of you will be going home. And you can't come back. Ever. When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. Owen. Gwen. Cody. Trent. Heather. Beth. (Y/N). Leshawna. Izzy. The final marshmallow goes to... Lindsay." Chris said.

"Woohoo, yeah!" Lindsay cheered happy she was safe even after she spent time with Tyler from the Killer Bass against Heather's wishes.

"What, are you kidding me?!" Noah scoffed. "All right, see if I care! Good luck because you just voted out the only one with any brains on this team! Ow!"

Noah winced as he was pelted by marshmallows. I held mine and ate it, 'cause I'm not wasting the one good piece of food we get around here with Cheff cooking. "Nice knowing 'ya cutie!" I yelled as the boat with Noah on it sped off to who knows where.

"I hate you!" He yelled back.

"He so doesn't hate me, I think."

(Chapters will be getting longer soon, also a friendly reminder to those who haven't read my books before: Before you comment "Please update!" don't. Just don't, it is more discouraging than encouraging and will ruin my good mood, I only write when I'm feeling like it. Chapter posting is not on a schedule, I have tried scheduling my writing before and it led to burnout. I have ADHD and often get distracted so posting will never be consistent.)