Ashton : hey Lukey pukey.
Luke : what-no God do not call me ashy poo
Ashton : ashy poo ?
Luke : yeah it's cute.
Ashton : well so is lukey pukey.
Luke : no no it's not it sounds like sick literally.
Ashton : well your my sick ♡
Luke : ohmygod EW ew ew ew ew. I'm sick ? You-you ugly ass noodle head.
Ashton : woah woah woah your the noodle he m8
Luke : don't m8 me b.itch. I'm not your mate. :-//
Ashton : oh sorry. Princess ;-))
Luke : daddy.
Ashton : no don't you-if you- f.uck you princess.
Luke : please do.
Ashton : oh um-uh wasn't expecting that reply.
Luke : two can play this game. Ash. Two can play this game.
Ashton : wait bit i thought I was your daddy to your princess.
Luke: what did you. OMF YOU SAID YOU WANT TO BE CALLED DADDY HELL YEAH I KNEW YOU HAD A DADDY KINK.
Ashton : what no I-I just wanted to make you happy.
Luke : yeah ok I don't want to talk to a lier. Thank you very much.
Luke left the chat
Ashton : but I do want to make you happy. All I want is for you to be happy princess.
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Ashton : baby, I'm bored. Talk to your daddy.
Luke : ah so you finally admitted you like being called daddy
Ashton : uh yeah sure whatever.
Luke : yES IM DOING MY VICTORY DANCE RN I CANT EVEN
Ashton : ok babe *chuckles* calm down.
Luke : *blushes* you called me babe ?
Ashton : well yeah your all cute and stuff.
Luke : stop your making me blush.
Ashton : that's what I'm trying to do princess.
Luke : -_-
Ashton : don't give me that face.
Luke : (-.-t)
Ashton : stop omg your so lame it's so adorable.
Luke : what no I'm punk rock.
Ashton : yeah as a kitten.
Luke : *pouts* why you so mean ashton.
Ashton : oh s.hit you called me ashton. I'm sorry baby *cuddles*
Luke : *nuzzles head in neck* I-I like you........even though you could be a pedo tracking me.
Ashton : oh wow. Luke way to ruin the moment. Stop watching detective shows!
Ashton : and uh- I like you too.
Luke : what ? I'm just listing all the possibilities. Yay!
Ashton : oh oh listen to my pick-up lines
Luke : no.
Ashton : please
Luke : no.
Ashton :-(
Luke : ugh fine.
Ashton : Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Luke : oh god stop.
Ashton : Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Luke : no please I can't take it
Ashton : Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Luke : yep well that proves you actually are staking me. F.uck this s.hit
Luke left the chat
Ashton : please stop leaving that's all anyone does to me.
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Sorry it was bad I just felt like I needed to update for you guys.
So yeah ashton said some things when luke was gone both times. What do you think ?
And yeah i just love michael so much and calum I hope they are both alright.
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Weird but wonderful ⇒ Lashton
ФанфикWhat happens when an unknown number calls a sassy luke who likes to play kid games yet has a dirty and normal hormonal 16 year old mind (Text mostly but some normal chapters)
