Weird but wonderful ⇒ Lashton

1.4

Ashton : Hey honey bug

Luke : Aw that's cute buttercup

Ashton : Um excuse me? I'm the one who gives cute pet names you know what you have to call me ;)

Luke : I thought we were actually having a heart to heart moment there ashton. *wipes tear*

Ashton : Aw princess come here

Luke : I can't go through the phone. Idiot.

Ashton : What? No really?!? Darn it.

Luke : Don't get sassy with me......daddy ;-)

Ashton : Ok so how hard was that.

Luke : Not as hard as you'll dick will be when you meet me.

Ashton : Damn. You need Jesus

Luke : Pft says the one who has kinks

Ashton : Well......

Luke : Let's just settle with we both need Jesus.

Ashton : Eh ok

Ashton : Hey luke?

Luke : Yeah ash

Ashton : Have you ever liked someone you've never met?

Luke : Of course. I mean I act like they annoy me, but in reality they make me feel something. I'm not emotionless anymore. People can't always see through my facade but they, they can. Everyone thinks I'm messed up but I'm just trying to re-live my childhood where everything was ok. No worries. They think I'm special. They make me happy.

Ashton : Wow luke......that was deep.

Luke : Seriously? I just poured my heart out to you and that's all you have to say.

Ashton : Holy mother if balls that was about me?

Luke : Yes you dumbfuck. I like you.

Ashton : I like you too princess

Luke : Really?

Ashton : Of course. You different. I love different.

Luke : Ashy stop. Your making me blush and Calum's wiggling his eyebrows at me. He's into us.

Ashton : Add him.

Luke : Kk

Luke added condom to the chat.

Calum : Ashton, have you used your charms cause luke here looks like a teenage girl with a crush.

Ashton : I guess I did. I have that affect on people ;)

Luke : Alright mr cocky pants.

Ashton : ;) ;) ;) ;)

Luke : *Brings holy water and bible*. This is for you ash.

Ashton : We had this conversation before. We both need it.

Luke : You need it the most.

Calum : Well......

Luke : Stfu condom. No one likes you.

Calum : Ok *cries* I understand where I stand. I'm gonna be third wheeling. I'm going to mikey.

Calum left the chat.

Luke : Bye Felicia.

Ashton : Your so rude luke

Luke : I just wanted some time alone with my daddy.

Ashton : Aw possessive or what.

Luke : I'm not possessive it's simply saying back the f up. This boy is mine.

Ashton : Yeah no possessive at all........

Luke : Ok baby I have to go now :-(

Ashton : Noooooo don't leave meh

Luke left the chat.

Ashton : Bitch.

Ashton : I love you.

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Wazzup dawgs. How are all of you? You can always talk to me for any reason :)

I'm not cool I'm sorry.

Thank you for over 1k votes. It means so much. I didn't think it would even get 100 so thank you

I'm trying to Update more now.

Okay let's get this clear. Luke and Ashton are not neighbours. I know I put that somewhere but I can't find it so yeah.

Please please please comment. That's where I get my inspiration.

I'm not eating much bad my family is really worried. I'm even more depressed then I used to be and my psychiatrist isn't really helping. I'm thinking about O.D on pills cause I hate it here. I've been clean for three weeks but I dint know how much longer I can keep going. My social anxiety just pisses people off. I'm not looking for pity or attention I just wanted to tell someone, but no on cares. This book makes me happy and so thank you guys so thanks for bringing some happiness into my life.

Love you my sunshines ☀︎