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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware  that her 9 years  old son was hiding at the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy has now a company.

Boy: "dark in here."
Man: "yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "that's nice."
Boy: "you want to buy it?"
Man: "no, thanks."
Boy: "my dad is outside."
Man: "ok how much?"
Boy: "£250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are I the closet together.

Boy: "dark in here."
Man: "yes it is."
Boy: "I have baseball gloves."
Man: "that's nice."
Boy: "you want to buy it."
Man: "no thanks."
Boy: "I'll tell."
Man: "how much?"
Boy: "£750."
Man: "fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy. "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball...!"
The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
The father ask, "how much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "£1000."
The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than two things cost. I'm going to take you the church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "dark in here."
The priest says, "don't start that shit again."

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