Tʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴ??
M/n was thankful to the wolf-like man for his willingness to make sure he was comfortable. As M/n had seen before the garden was full of blue flowers of all types and shades, it was peculiar, to say the least, but very beautiful.
"Alright, what did you want to talk about Wolfie?""First, what's with the nickname, second I wanted to discuss our plans for when you have the unfortunate pleasure of meeting my parents. They're good people when it suits them."
"At least you have them...But I thought it was cute. You don't seem to mind it too much! It'll also help if you get used to it, it'll prove there's something between us~"M/n purrs while cutely grabbing Wriothesley's waist and looking up at him. It was a very smooth action that put the wolf-like man on high alert, M/n was tapping his finger as if telling him something. It was then that Wriothesley understood what was being conveyed to him.
Someone is watching us... Don't glance around look at me only...But I don't see anyone so where are they?
"Don't worry they won't be able to hear us but if you suddenly started to look around they would know I warned you somehow.""Do you know who?"
"Nope not at all, could be a private detective or someone looking to create the latest gossip for Fontaine to harp on for the next month–"It was faint but M/n's ever so sharp ears catch a slight click sound. If it was a spectacle they wanted, they're going to get it.
"Time to play along, pick me up by placing your arm behind my thighs.""Huh?"
"Don't ask questions."Wriothesley does as told, now M/n is angled slightly above him and looking down into his eyes.
"This is how lovers look. Touchy, affectionate, and just darling to look at."M/n cuffs Wriothesley's face like before but this time he places a tender kiss on the man's forehead.
"They're gone now, but this is a very handsome view if I've ever seen one~""You're having too much fun. How did you know they wouldn't hear us?"
"Human, not very remarkable either. Clumsy too with how they left, clipping the bush on their escape. That had to be someone from the Steambird, we'll see tomorrow and my reputation will proceed when it's time to meet your parents. Worry not things such as me being a con man will be kept hidden."Wriothesley gently places M/n down then takes a seat against his favorite tree.
"Oh, why's that?""Tisk tisk~ that's a personal question involving facts of my past."
"Fine, sit down if you want to."M/n looks down at the empty spot next to Wriothesley and another option that looks far more enticing to him. So he takes the enticing option and plops into Wriothesley's lap.
"Oh! As I thought it's more comfortable here!""Now why did you think my lap was the better option?"His eye twitched, not that he had a problem with it, he just wished M/n said something before plopping down.
"Well! A saying goes if I fit I sit and I have white pants on..""I swear... Anyway if what you said is true you'll be meeting my parents sooner plus the woman they arranged for me to marry. Knowing my mother, she'll try to rush the process but the evidence from Steambird that I'm already in a relationship will make them, being my parents look bad."M/n nods, he adds that it'll turn public opinion against his parents as well if they decide to 'Break' the two up. While diving into the plan Wriothesley catches sight of M/n's tail sway and decides to pet it.
"Hmmm..."M/n halts for a moment watching as the large man takes interest in his fluffy tail.
He really is strange sometimes but this is cute.M/n slyly wraps the long and fluffy tail around Wriothesley's arm.
"Distracted much? You could have asked to caress my tail~""Just like you should have asked to drop into my lap."
"Touche! But remember, next time you touch my tail, you'll be tugging it just a bit~"The large man deadpans at the sexual innuendo and abruptly stands up, leaving M/n to drop to the ground.
"Okay, I totally deserved that.""Indeed you did."
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Tʜᴇ Dᴜᴋᴇs ғɪᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴍᴀɴ!?『ᴡʳⁱᵒᵗʰᵉˢˡᵉʸ ˣ ᴍʀ』
FanfictionM/n was once an orphan raised in the house of Hearth and was once friends with Arlecchino before she became the head of the orphanage. Though he separated himself from the orphanage and the Fatui as best as he could didn't mean he wasn't a criminal...