The pain of everyday life

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*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

Giyuu slowly wakes up, then he punches his alarm clock, smashing it against the wall (✨Justice for the alarm clock✨)

He sighs and gets up. He looks at the time on his phone and accidentally drops it.

"I AM 30 MINUTES LATE?!" -Giyuu

He runs downstairs, grabs some toast and runs outside of the house. He locks the door, runs to the car and gets in. Then he starts the car and backs up like every dad ever does. His arm resting on the side of the seat and him looking backwards. While still having the toast in his mouth.

He quickly drives to a building, gets out of the car, locks it and runs inside until he finds a room and gets in.

"My my Tomioka-san~ You are rather late today~" -Shinobu

"I know, thanks for reminding me though." -Giyuu

"You are unflamboyantly late today, Tomioka!" -Tengen

"Oh my god! It's THE Giyuu Tomioka!" -Fangirl 

"Oh, hello." -Giyuu

"You are even hotter up close! Marry me!" -Fangirl

"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend." -Giyuu

The girl runs away crying for some reason and the other Hashira stand there dumbfounded.

"Why are you guys staring at me like that?" -Giyuu

"YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!" -Tengen

"No, I don't." -Giyuu

"You said it so she would leave you alone?" -Shinobu

"Obviously." -Giyuu

"You can't play with my heart like that!" -Mitsuri

"You guys are making no sense." -Giyuu

"You are so dense, sometimes I wonder whether you are even human." -Tengen

"Yes, I am a human. I am going to practice now, see ya." -Giyuu

Giyuu walks to a sound-proof room with a guitar, he starts practising singing and playing on the guitar.

"Yep, he is denser than a rock." -Muichiro

"WAH! Muichiro! Where did you come from?!" -Mitsuri

"The basement." -Muichiro

"Why were you in the basement?" -Tengen

"it's nice and cold there. Sometimes Giyuu and I have picnics there." -Muichiro

"Picnics in the basement?" -Shinobu

"Yes, but it's often just feeding the rats there." -Muichiro

"RATS?!" -Mitsuri

"We trained them to talk to us through an Ouija board, they say they like Giyuu because he smells like dead bodies." -Muichiro

"HE WHAT?!" -Mitsuri

"Anyway, I am going to watch Giyuu sing, so goodbye." -Muichiro

"When were you on a first-name basis with Tomioka-san?" -Shinobu

"Always?" -Muichiro

Muichiro walks to Giyuu's practice room and gets in.

"Good morning Yuu!" -Muichiro

"Hello Mui" -Giyuu

To make it a bit more clear:

Muichiro comforted Giyuu when his sister and best friend died.

Muichiro is 18 and Giyuu is 20.

They see each other as younger/older brothers.

Tengen, Mitsuri, Muichiro and Shinobu are also celebrities.

The other Hashira are there for Tengen, Mitsuri, Shinobu, Muichiro or Giyuu.

"How many hours of sleep did you get today?" -Muichiro

"Three hours" -Giyuu

"That's an improvement!" -Muichiro

"Yes, it is" -Giyuu

Giyuu smiles softly at Muichiro.

"I wanna hear your new song!" -Muichiro

"Alright" -Giyuu

Giyuu softly plays a tune, then he starts singing to it.

Muichiro has stars in his eyes the moment he finishes.

"That was so cool!!!" -Muichiro

"Thanks" -Giyuu

~Time skip brought to you by Sanemi's fingers (Sorry)~

Giyuu finishes playing a song on stage and the lights go out. He then walks off stage and sits down on the closest chair.

"What do we have here?~" -Douma

"You went to my concert and you still ask me that?" -Giyuu

"I am Douma, a pleasure to meet you, Giyuu Tomioka." -Douma

"Alright, I am assuming you are here for something else than just meeting me?" -Giyuu

"Yes, I am here to talk about transferring to Muzan Kibutsuji's company instead of that stupid Kagaya Ubuyashiki's company." -Douma

"No thank you, and don't call Oyokata-sama stupid." -Giyuu

"Then I will just force you~" -Douma

Douma got a bit too close for Giyuu's liking. So Giyuu knocked him out and quickly went to change his clothes and go home.

"Hello." -Kokushibo

"What are you doing in my house?" -Giyuu

"Come with me or I will kill you." -Kokushibo

Kokushibo points a gun at Giyuu. Giyuu does not even flinch.

"Just shoot me, it's a lot easier." -Giyuu

"What?" -Kokushibo

"I said, shoot me." -Giyuu


Taisho secrets <3

- The rats also said they like Muichiro because he smells like cheese.

- Giyuu never finished eating the toast.

- Tengen kind of agreed with the rats when they said Giyuu smells like dead bodies.

- Giyuu has an apartment, on the 15th floor. Kokushibo had to climb through the window.

- Kokushibo is scared of heights.

- I wrote this a while ago and I decided to publish it for some reason.


Have a glorious day!

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 20, 2023 ⏰

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