My Roommate Is A Creepypasta

Experiment Announcement

"The Slender Brothers have been in the meeting room for a while now," Brian sighed out of pure bordem. "N-No kidding," Toby said, "I wonder w-wonder what- Fuck off- what they are talking about." Brian gently put a hand on Toby's head. "Why don't you go get something to eat?" Brian smiled softly, "you haven't eaten yet, right?" Toby perked up. "Y-you mean it, B-B-Brian?" He asked, his voice filled with delight. Brian nodded. "I'll stay here, while you get something in your system. And don't burn the kitchen down again. Lostsilver was very upset last time." Brian said as Toby ran downstairs to the kitchen. He smiled to himself, then his smile faded once Toby was out of sight.

Tim looked over at Brian. "I never thought Toby would get so excited over food, let alone being able to cook it again." Tim smiled. Brian looked back at Tim. "Says the one who gets excited about zippo lighters." Brian snickered. Tim rolled his eyes. "How's Hoodie? Is he still talking to you?" Tim asked. Brian shook his head."Tim you and I both know that Hoodie is mute, the only way we can communicate is leaving notes." Brian said. Tim sighed and looked up at the ceiling. "Masky is the same way." Tim thought to himself.

Kate the Chaser walked over to Tim and Brian, carring a stack of papers. Kate quietly looked at them. "Kate?" Brian sighed, "Let me guess, you're bringing these to Slenderman?" Kate nodded and handed them to Tim. She signed "I was asked to make copies for the meeting. He's expecting me to bring them. Once these are in Slenderman's hands, I'm free to leave the room and wait with the two of you." Tim gave the papers back to Kate. "Have you heard anything from Charles?" He asked. Kate shook her head no. "That's a shame," Brian said sadly, "I know he'll turn up at some point." He opened the door for Kate and she went in, leaving Tim and Brian alone once more.

"How long is this meeting?" Tim whined, "my ass is killing me!" "Then stand up, like I am," Brian snorted. Tim glared at him. "No, because you'll hit my ass to make it worse!" Tim scowled. "Chicken," Brian chuckled. "I will hit you, Brian!" Tim warned.

The door to the meeting room opened and Kate walked out. She looked at them. "Can you two not flirt with each other for two minutes?" Kate signed with disappointment. "Everyone knows you two are fucking, you don't need to make it even more obvious!" Brian covered his face with his hood, while Tim covered his face with his hands.

"Kate!" Brian murmured with embarrassment. Toby walked back with three plates of food. He sat next to Tim and handed him a plate. "I d-d-didn't know if- Pop goes the bandit- If y-you guys w-w-wanted some, s-s-s-so I got a p-p-pla-a-a-a...p-plate for the both of y-you." Toby said, smiling. He then handed Brian a plate of food. Brian happily took the plate. "It's Lostsilver's day, right?" Tim asked. Toby nodded. "H-he didn't l-l-let me in the kitchen." He beamed. Tim chuckled.

The doors to the meeting room opened once again, only this time Slenderman walked out followed by Splenderman, Trenderman, and Tenderman. Tim, Brian, Toby, and Kate stood up straight. Slenderman looked at Brian. "Have everyone meet in the living room," Slenderman bellowed, "I have something important to discuss." "Yes sir," Brian said, then took off to gather everyone to the living room. Slenderman then turned to Toby and Tim. "Finish eating then join us at the living room." Toby and Tim nodded. The Slender brother left for the living room, Kate following behind them.

In the living room, every Creepypasta in the manor waited in anticipation as the Slender Brother enter the room. Splenderman scanned the room, a cheerful smile plastered on his face. "Hello, everybody," he started with glee in his voice, " As you may know, my brothers and I have been talking about something for a while now. And it is time for us to tell you what it is!" Mummers of confusion filled the room. Splenderman cleared his throat to gain their attention once more. "We have decided to do an experiment with the humans in the nearby town! I know this town is a Hotspot for Creepypastas, especially since Tenderman's Café is there, but this has been on our minds lately." Splenderman chuckled. "What fucking experiment did you have in mind?" Jeff shouted, "I mean, it's bullshit that you talked about doing something with the 'normal humans', but a fucking experiment?" "That's $60 for the swear jar, Jeffy!" Splenderman exclaimed.
Slenderman shook his head. "The experiment, Jeff," Slenderman bellowed, "is to see if Creepypastas and humans can get along. Each of you will choose a human to be your roommate." "That's right," Splenderman stated, "and if you don't wish to separate from your group, then they can stay with you and your roommate." "So what you're saying is we can decide which human, who is looking for a roommate or roommates, and we can't kill that human?" Clockwork asked. "No shit, Clocky." Sneered Glichy Red. "Don't call her that, ass hat!" Jane yelled. "$20, Red and Jane!" Splenderman said with a smile, "and for your question, Clockwork, yes. That's exactly what we are saying."
"What if they find out that we are Creepypastas?" Lostsilver asked softly. "Then we kill them, right?" Laughing Jack cackled. "No!" Tenderman exclaimed, "If you are found out to be a Creepypasta then you have to explain that you were taking part of an experiment." "Precisely," Trenderman said, "Now, we have rules that you must follow. One, you must be in disguise for, if you have one, at all times. Otherwise you need to wear a disguise that will be tailored for you. Two, Child Creepypastas cannot participate, sorry Sally." Sally pouted as Tails Doll comforts her. "Three, you may visit other Creepypastas who are participating in the experiment," Trenderman continued, "Four, if you and your roommate are in any danger, protect your roommate as much as possible. Especially if it HIM you're dealing with." "And lastly," Splenderman started, " Make sure your roommate stays out of restricted areas. These areas are Slender Forest, the abandoned Mall, and the abandoned Radio Station. Everywhere else is safe." The room filled with murmurs once more. "Is there any questions before we set you loose?" Slenderman asked.
"What of we don't participate?" Smile Dog asked. "Then that's fine. You can participate if you want but we do need at least 10 of you to participate." Answered Splenderman. Sally rose her hand up. "Can those who aren't taking part of the experiment visit those who are?" She asked."Yes, Sally," Tenderman said, "any Creepypasta can visit those who are participating." "Is there a limit to the amount of Creepypastas to live with a single human?" Zero shreeked. "The limit is four, anything above that will not be approved." Replied Splenderman, "anything else you wish to ask?" "C-can proxies t-take part of the experiment?" Toby asked. "Even Proxies can take part in the experiment." Slenderman said with a sigh. "Is that all? Yes? Good. In that case, everyone who is going to participate in the experiment, please stay where you are. Everyone else, you may leave."

End of Story 1.