THE FILLER

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It has been 2 weeks now since hikari and the others came back from soul society ,during these 2 weeks hikari spent time with his classmates since it's summer break and took a break from his agency ,soifon wasted no time and came to spend time with hikari and yoruichi every morning ,peoples call this an obsession but the shihoin do not seem to bother ,kisuke however is living a survival game ever since soifon came to visit ,he knew hwat would happen if she see him,,one day hikari,his mom and soifon went for a walk in karakura town to do shopping ,it was then that yoruichi got an idea

We are now inside hikari's room in the morning ,our detective is sleeping peacfuly while having a strange dream

Hikari;*snore* *snore* YES,SCREAM SCREAM,IN MY DREAM NO ONE CAN HEAR  YOU BURNING *snore*

He then woke up aggressivly when he smelled something

Hikari:OH SHIT SOMETHING IS BURNING !!!

He got up his bed and stood next to his.....door

Hikari;.........you know what this is a filler fuck it

He opened the door and fire erupted sending him flying from his window

Hikari;....you just made me more angry...i will murder all the doors ww2 will look like a child play

Yoruichi came out of the window

Yoruichi:heyyy,how is my champ?

Hikari;hi mom,you know,i got fired...litteraly ,what are you doing here,and why is there fire?

Yoruichi:soifon is here too,we are cooking breakfast for us to eat toghether

Hikari;do you know how to cook?

Yoruichi;no

Hikari:so it mean that soifon does?

Yoruichi:yeah about that....

He entered the house again and saw the room completly black and soifon with burnt mark on her cheek

Hikari moved and saw something unbelievable

Hikari:................HOW DID YOU BURN WATER????

Soifon;i tried to make tea

Hikari:BUT WHY IS THE WATER BURNT? IT'S DARKER THEN THE NIGHT SKY!!

Yoruichi:i don't mean to make you more angry but i also tried to make myself tuna and....*sweat drop*

Hikari saw a living tuna moving on a plate

Hikari;you want me to cook it? Can't you just eat it like a cat?

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