They say when a sweatington is born the stench is unbearable. And this was certainly the case when on the 3rd of April 1991 I came hurtling out of my mothers stomach, leaving the confinements of the cell that had held me for 9 months. Under normal circumstances this would have been the point where my dear farther overcome with a mixture of joy and terror would have , fallen to the floor performing an extremely clichéd faint. But in my case due to the horrific smell that had matured for exactly 9 months 7 days 16 hours and 19 minutes inside the womb of my dear mother, the faints were performed by the hospital staff... one by one dropping like flies as the odour seeped into every corner of the room. If this was not bad enough, the maternity ward simultaneously lit up with the cry of an untold number of new borns, who to their total disgust, were for the first time experiencing a smell that could only be described as "Fishy".
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stinky
Short Storyjoseph sweatington is a boy with an unusual power to concoct unimaginable stenches. not suprisingly shunned by society dueto this fact, until one fateful day, where events lead to him rescuing his classmates.. with new found popularity what awaits h...
