14/06/15 ~ Eleanor

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Tuesday

Teacher: Eleanor could you please explain to me why the newsletter article I asked you to complete was not on my desk yesterday morning.

Me: Well first of all I was READING Allegiant which is EDUCATIONAL because it's READING, DUH! Then I was on INSTAGRAM SOCIALISING, which is what you crazy old dinosaurs want us to do, right? Then I was visiting my GRANDPAPPY in the HOSPITAL because I was being HELPFUL and MATURE and then I was WRITING on WATTPAD and reading the NEWSPAPER and you wanted me to WRITE NEWS so I technically half did it.

Me: *smug face*

Me: *smuggier face*

Me: *smugglishly smugglier face*

Teacher: you have a 30 minute detention

Me: :P

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