Boss: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of River.
Eugene: You just said it again.
River:
Boss: I am not a role model.
Eugene: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
River: What the fuck?
Boss: They’re having an idea.
Eugene: Boss doesn’t look very happy.
River: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.
*The gang is about to do something dangerous*
Boss: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk?
River: Go ahead.
Boss: Be careful.
Boss: Don’t die.
Eugene: *Holds back a laugh*
River: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.
Boss: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
River & Eugene:
River: Was it Eugene?
River: *walks into the room*
Eugene: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?
Boss: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.
Boss: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Boss, gesturing to Eugene and River fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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FanfictionREQUESTS OPEN UNLESS I SPECIFY OTHERWISE!!!! I um uh uh uh had the other book and its gone now so um im a bit sad Support appreciated in da comments Bai
